你有打火机吗？

in cn •  7 years ago 

电视上：
男：你有打火机吗？
女：没有
男：那你是怎么点燃我的心的？
女：
现实中：
老婆：你有打火机吗？
我：（感觉自己秒懂配合）没有
老婆：那你是怎么把我惹火的？
说好的套路呢？

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