或许受白天微信群里他们讨论半天币问币乎的影响吧,昨晚我做了一个奇怪的梦。
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在梦中我突发奇想,既然有了这么多什么垂直问答类的网站,为何我不也做一个呢?首先确定方向,知乎太庞大了,也不够垂直,做起来太累,排除!什么养生、育儿貌似比较好骗钱,但是咱也不懂养生育儿啥的,万一烂的问答影响了别人的正常判断岂不是罪过,排除!等等等,排除排除再排除!
想来想去还是弄币圈的吧,不过有了币问和币乎,我还能做点啥呢?要不专门做个类似币圈315曝光一些垃圾币,骗钱ICO啥的吧,网站名我也想好了,就叫币渣,币圈渣滓的意思,主题就是让币圈渣滓被曝光,无处容身!
模式采用问答和文章相结合的模式,比如你可以上去发表提问《XXX ICO是不是骗钱的?》也可以上去发表文章《辛苦打工30年,血汗钱投了XXX币打了水漂!》对了,我还要根据文章和问答数据,做出个垃圾币和垃圾ICO评级,五星代表最垃圾!
但是现在不是流行知识付费嘛,人家现在发提问发文章都给钱,我这要是不给也说不过去啊,但是你知道对于我这种一个咸鸭蛋都要吃上一周以上的小气鬼,掏钱是不可能掏钱的。那要怎么办,当然是接入STEEM啊。
在梦里接下来我又考虑如何实现的问题,前端用啥技术后端用啥语言,如何接入STEEM等等等等,总之最终我搭出来一个网站,还很好用。自己试着发了一篇,然后自己点出10多个SBD。
然后我又去游说NED,说你看我依托STEEM做了一个币圈垂直问答网站,清理垃圾项目就是对优质项目的最好支持,所以无论从哪个角度来讲都是对STEEM有益的,所以能不能代理给我100W SP啊,我用来支持币渣项目。NED还有些犹豫,然后我就威胁他,要不我在币渣上给STEEM一个五星评级?于是100W SP刷的一下代理过来了。
有了100W SP,我也变得财大气粗了,在STEEMIT上到处发文推广币渣《来币渣发帖,我给你点赞》, 《揭露垃圾币,走上富裕路》,《火眼金睛,当获得回报》,总之币渣一下火爆程度超过DLIVE, DTUBE甚至BUSY啥的。
币渣火了,我点赞点不动了,帖子太多,太累了,于是我又开发一个机器人,专门用于币渣点贴。点贴机器人一个重要的参数就是判断用户followers的总SP,为啥要判断这个?因为给followers 总SP高的人点赞,我有大概率获得更高的点赞回报嘛!
然后币渣Alexa排名蹭蹭蹭的往上蹿啊,10W->1W->1000以内,最后引起了行业大佬的注意,什么谷歌脸书都找我洽谈要收购我的币渣,谷歌说这项目除了技术含量超高以外,还特别有意义,尤其是符合谷歌一贯依赖不作恶的原则。从来没有无缘无故的黑那个币,也没有因为哪个币给我封口费我就说他们好话。脸书则私下里和透露,他们就是想收购过去,以免他们发的币上榜。
最终脸书开了18亿美元,虽然不多,但是我也不是一个贪婪的人嘛,那就卖给他们吧,于是18亿美元刷的一下到我的账户上了,我也成为了有钱人。
原本想成为有钱人一定是很悠闲很惬意的事情,结果脸书某内部人员对外透露了我的个人信息,于是被我黑过的币黑过的ICO等等诸路牛鬼蛇神纷纷动用各种资源要把我消灭,于是我携18亿美元巨款开始了亡命天涯之旅。哎,早知如此,就不做什么乱七八糟的币渣了。
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好吧,有人问,你的梦咋这么精彩呢?好吧,其实昨晚我睡的像死猪一样,做的啥梦我早忘干净了,这篇文章都是我瞎编的😭。
快开发呀,基于SMT, 净化币圈坏境,就靠币渣了,弄成一个中心化的平台,说不定还有人花钱来请求删帖!
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一想到携18亿美元被人追杀,我的心就拔凉拔凉的
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如果真能值18亿美元了,直接上交国家,反追杀,哈哈
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😂😂看完竟然觉得这条路可以走……
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如果你走通了,赚了18亿,记得分我2000万就好,哈哈
我不贪婪的😀
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我看完以后,第一感觉是,你会不会被那些被你曝光的公司追杀,币圈届的卓伟啊😂
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有水平的人,做梦都这么有水平。为啥我的梦里都是好吃的和好玩的地方
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我也想要好吃的和好玩的😭
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伟大的想法,就差个程序员了。
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wow...what a wonderful post @oftyhigh i like your post thanks for sharing post.
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哇哈哈哈 好精彩的黄粱一梦,这么有逻辑就知道是你编的啦。
我看你还是改行做编剧本的好了,春节贺岁档最合适你的!
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Very nice
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看來你壓力很大😭
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这都被你识破
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厉害的梦,大神可以试试,也许真成功了...
感觉我一般不大记得自己梦里的心理活动,就记得梦里发生了什么...
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Great post
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💕 Sir, your 📮post is 👍good
Sir, please see my profile
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快开发呀,基于SMT, 净化币圈坏境,就靠币渣了,弄成一个中心化的平台,说不定还有人花钱来请求删帖!
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哈哈!大神就是大神啊!梦也特么精彩!好期待明天再来个“被追杀的日子”,相信会有更多精彩!
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我居然在认真地思考这18亿美元的巨款要怎么携带。。。
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@oflyhigh 至少在梦中曾经拥有过18亿……
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现在币乎在中国比steemit热闹,但是感觉币乎和steemit比起来很多地方不如。币渣CEO有什么看法呢,嗤嗤
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有哪位朋友能教教我要怎么开始吗,感觉好空虚。
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币渣,這個名笑死我了
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以前做梦中福利彩票,可是买彩票后发现连5元都没有中过。
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