招生 〖第一届 deanliu X Partiko 微小说竞赛〗

in cn •  6 years ago 

听说导师要招一个新学生。

我：Hey 老板，咱招个Chinese girl吧。
导师: I am not going to find you a wife.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    呃，想像一下导师当时的表情。哈哈

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        ·  6 years ago 

      一副非常鄙夷的神情

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          ·  6 years ago 

        笑死我了软哥😂

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            ·  6 years ago 

          哈哈哈

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              ·  6 years ago 

            but I can find a boy friend for you……

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                ·  6 years ago 

              你口味真重

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                不懂英文翻译了才看懂意思🙈 逗比哈😂

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                    ·  6 years ago 

                  还好，这句英语很简单

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                      ·  6 years ago 

                    软哥阴谋被导师看穿了

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                        ·  6 years ago 

                      他反应太快了

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                          ·  6 years ago 

                        笑死我了软哥😂

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                            ·  6 years ago 

                          哈哈哈

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                              ·  6 years ago 

                            笑死我了软哥😂

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                                ·  6 years ago 

                              哈哈哈

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                                  ·  6 years ago 

                                可怜的软哥

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                                    ·  6 years ago 

                                  这放在段子界也是极品了啊，哈哈

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                                      ·  6 years ago 

                                    你说你怎么那么优秀呢哈哈哈

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                                        ·  6 years ago 

                                      这导师太了解你了

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                                          ·  6 years ago 

                                        哪里哪里，一般

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                                            ·  6 years ago 

                                          哈哈哈，故事和配图都好搞笑

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                                              ·  6 years ago 

                                            看样子刘美女的号召力不错嘛，软扣扣也来了

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