RE: 段子集

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段子集

in cn •  5 years ago 

去我哥那儿蹭饭。嫂子逛街去了。

我哥边蒸饭边说:

我两只眼皮不停的跳,怎么回事?

…正说着,嫂子打来电话……

通话结束,我哥看了看短信,

咬着牙说:都说左眼跳财、右眼跳灾,

真TM准啊!

我刚发了工资,没五分钟,

你嫂就让我的余额变成8块了……

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