論矮子的十大好處
首先,我認為有150以上的都不該叫矮子。
因為低處未見低,還有人比你更低。
再來,我從來都不認為矮子有甚麼好處,但人嘛,總要學會欣賞自己嘛,所以,我攪盡腦汁想十個好處出來,我認為,不管高子矮子都要來點讚。
- 為大眾帶來無限自信。我有朋友說最喜歡站在我旁邊。(笑哭)
- 離地/海比較近,不容易暈浪。
- 很環保,特別是買衣服。我中學六年沒買過新校服。
- 佔地較少,如果車子滿了,可以坐地上,警察也看不見。 (壞的示範)
- 形象百變,別人的中長裙,可以直接拉高變長裙。
- 可以避免坐過山車。(不用怕別人笑你無膽,指一指高度板,然後攤手)
- 可以挑戰各種高難度動作,例如要拿東西時,先要找一張椅子,再找另一張小板凳放在上面,站在上面再踮起腳,然後還是拿不到。
- 因為有上述問題,因此可以常常指揮別人要拿東西。
- 彈跳力十足,曾經為了擦黑板,每一堂轉堂都跳一次,再左跳到右。
- 因為有上述問題,帶給別人很多歡樂。包括你最親的親人如老公,總希望挑戰我的底線,把我折疊起來,放到不同行李箱內。
每人身邊總有個矮子,使你的生活會充滿很多歡樂!!
你看著這篇,第一個想起的是誰?
我也才155哦,第8条深有体会啊哈哈
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哈哈
拱了一個出來
但155是很高了
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包括你最親的親人如老公,總希望挑戰我的底線,把我折疊起來,放到不同行李箱內。:P
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。。。。。為甚麼:p
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Welcome to Steemit @tydebbie :)
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Thank you very much :)
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哈哈哈,你好可爱!~
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掩面\(^o^)/
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輕輕鬆鬆的自我介紹文
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笑。。。輕鬆一點很好
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Wow. Love your photos. So fun.
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哈哈,謝謝你。
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你太可爱了!!!
都忍不住想抱抱你。
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嗯。。可以,千萬別搣臉就可以了
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