官仓老鼠大如斗,
见人开仓亦不走。
健儿无粮百姓饥,
谁遣朝朝入君口。
------曹邺《官仓鼠》
张所长爱猫,他家的猫爱吃猫食罐头。
这是一只衣食无忧的猫,胖的有些圆,走起路来慢悠悠,晃悠悠。只要是家里来了客人,所长夫人就会满心欢喜的抱着它,除此之外,它只喜欢慵懒在阳台晒太阳。
总会有客人给它送来很多好吃的食物,所以它从来不抓老鼠。哪怕老鼠们偶尔从它面前跑过,它连眼皮都懒得抬一下。
“同样的寄人篱下,为什么这只胖猫有这么好的待遇,而我们却总是要偷偷摸摸,食不果腹?”一只老鼠在第18次老鼠代表大会上问到。
“这不公平!”“新时代,猫鼠要平等!”鼠代表们七嘴八舌的议论道,直到最终形成了一个秘密决议,大家才意犹未尽的散去。
这一天傍晚,有一位客人来张所长家做客,照例带着猫食罐头,进门就塞给了怀抱胖猫的所长夫人,所长夫人笑嘻嘻的把猫食罐头拿进了屋里。
“张所长,您看我七姑家老八都六岁了,这个上户口的事,咦?这,这个...”就在这时,七只鼠代表慢悠悠、晃悠悠的从客人的红木座椅旁走了过去。
“哦,这个啊,是我,是我最近新养的老鼠,对,就是老鼠,没什么大惊小怪的”张所长面露难色的结巴起来,话音未落,所长夫人从房间里出来,冲张所长摇了摇头。
“你七姑家老八上户口的事啊,还是有点难度的,等等再说吧,我今天还有事,你先回去吧”说罢便送客人出了门。
第二天,这位客人又来到了张所长家。看到客人手上拿着鼠食罐头的盒子,鼠代表们欢呼雀跃!“成功啦!成功啦!哈哈,我们的春天来啦!”
客人走后,鼠代表们找到了那个鼠食罐头的盒子,“咦?这么大的盒子里面怎么就装了一个空信封和几粒玉米粒呢?” “管他呢,肯定是美味!”
第三天一早,老鼠们都躺在鼠食罐头旁,再也没有醒过来。
这天的下午,那位客人七姑家的老八终于安上了户口。
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