So the Co-Founder of Hamas has died after accidentally shooting himself in the face. Either this is natural selection at work or he pissed off the wrong people in his terrorist group.
(But I'm gonna go with him being an idiot for most of this post because, well it's funnier that way )
So here are 10 Not Politically Correct Jokes About the Co-Founder of Hamas Shooting Himself
- Wait did he still get his 72 virgins?
- Looks like Aladdin mixed up his lamp and his gun again.
- You know you're a redneck when...
- Ah looks like Hamas is taking a page out of Courtney Love's book
- At least they covered this one up better than Dick Cheney
- Momma always says "a stupid is, a stupid does"
- Sounds like he was a little too excited about those 72 virgins. He gets to the afterlife and says "I swear this never happens"
- "Stop calling me APU!!!!!"
- Grr turn off that damn Arianna Grande you know what she does to me BOOM!!!!!!
- Wait this is the great terror leader who the News media had us so afraid of for so long? I think that's the biggest joke.