The Filthiest Aussie I Know.

in comedy •  6 years ago 

I am sure some of you have heard of Kevin Bloody Wilson or if not have heard some of his songs. I have been to a few of his live performances which are entertaining to say the least.They come with a health warning though as they cover every swear word under the sun and some words he makes up like "megafugly" and "dilligaf."The hint on the last one is it starts does it look like I ..... and the first one is 3 words.

The first one I went to was in a small hokey pokey town called Worthing in England. I remember buying the tickets and the sweet old lady in the ticket booth asked me some questions about Mr Wilson.She thought he was a country singer who sang some songs playing his guitar. I advised her it wouldn't be her cup of tea and to maybe listen to some music first before going to watch a performance.

The second time I was in South Africa and was a little shocked he was coming to perform. I wouldn't say they are racist jokes and songs,but they do poke fun at other nationalities. I suppose they are borderline on today's standards.I have many black friends who don't mind laughing at black jokes.That saying it is normally a black comedian who can get away with it today.

One of his favorite characters is Nigel the aborigine and Nigel is just Nigel I suppose and it is humorous.This one I loaded is Nigel going hunting with the rednecks and is hilarious. If you don't know who Kevin is and you are now thinking what songs he sings maybe this will rock the memory banks. Have you heard the "Santa Claus" song or maybe "does your dad own a brewery?".I suppose that is an Aussie love song or a courting song.

If you are at work or have kids around I suggest you don't listen to them now as they are proper songs,with proper Aussie English. Filthy is an understatement,but they are also funny.I loaded one and deleted it so if you want one I will load in comments only as it could be too rough for some users on here.That is me being responsible I suppose and being considerate.

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I quite enjoyed that. He’s a good storyteller

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He is a fun character and his Nigel stories are worth listening too. You must know his songs.

'gotta get a job, get a real good job, gotta get an apprenticeship son.....'
XD

haha! that's a great story sir cryptoandcoffee! That guy is hilarious, I've never heard of him before.