I AM A MAN!
7 years ago by fyrstikken (75)
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"I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A MAN. I HAVE NEVER BEEN, NEVER BEEN A TRAN"
HAHAHA always great posts @fyrstikken...UPVOTED
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HaHA! Nice!
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a man??? I'm confused, I thought he was a young Santa Claus..! lol
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HAhahahahaahhahahahh.....Your posts are amazing @fyrstikken
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Keep posting...
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Half Human - Half Machine! The lyrics of your song and your bio made me laugh out loudly. You made my day. Returning the favor with an upvote. Keep posting bro.
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I absolutely loved this song.....I'm at work and snorted out loud....pure genius!!!!
Thanks for brightening up an otherwise dull and grey Wednesday at work.
I will look out for this on Itunes ;-)
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ROTFL!!!! I love that you are a man... and that you can do all the things that you do... and that you have all the things you have... hahahahaaa.... It's been a long long time since I laughed so much! Thank you for this @fyrstikken!! <3
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This is amazing haha
I'm glad that you have never 'stuck people with a knife'
Good Guy @fyrstikken
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Hehehe in this your posting @fyrstikken you make me laught.
I was earned your sing heheh with title i am a man..
At this time you entertain the steemian whit that song hahah...
Keep steem on @fyrstikken
Keeps steemian laughing...
Thanks for sharing...
I was comforted with this
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The crucial question: does the man know how to boil potatoes?
It does not rhyme with here and there!
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boiling eggs is enough of knowledge for a man =)
trust me
man's food
https://steemit.com/food/@stuffy/healthy-food-stuffy-s-style
not advertising my post here, it's too old to be advertised. just sharing info
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Haha.. I learned potatoes before eggs. And I grew up pretty quick. Here and there and everywhere...
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and by the way, I'm 31 and I still suck at boiling eggs =)))
That's what my wife acknowledges every time I boil them =)))
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It's easy as pie. Put them in water, make sure they are submerged. Turn on the heat and wait for it to boil. At boiling point, put the casserole to the side and turn off the heat. Let them sit for 7 min 14 sec. rinse with cold water and peel the eggs.
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this exact time? =))))
this is where I failed all the time, I guess =)
The whole process explanation sounds like rocket science to me =)
I like boiling meat:
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It's the simplest way I have found that is consistent with the size eggs I use.
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I'll definitely try your method.
I just hope the eggs' size correlation isn't huge, implied to the time vector
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and why suddenly a pie involved? -.-
hahaaha =)
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Pies are a different beast. They also need eggs. I have a excellent recepie somewhere.
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no no no, let me figure out eggs boiling stuff first =)
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egg boiling is a bit more complex. It needs special vision and sense of time as well =))
Potatoes are just... potatoes, they forgive much more, comparing with eggs =)
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this discussion is eggcelent!
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I can smell terri-frying eggcelence here =))
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Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme;
Others do not.
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A wise man (:
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In such a gender-confused world, it's refreshing to find someone certain of his identity!
Of course, liberals would point out that you identify as a man today. Could be that tomorrow you wake up and decide to be a black lesbian muslim woman! :))
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Really stunning my bro @fyrstikken
I enjoy it.
Keep steem on my bro.
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LOL you made me laugh just before I am going to sleep. šššš
yes you are a man. šššš just a perfect lyric to make a laugh.
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Great one @fyrstikken. You have absolutely nailed it with this song. Yes, I am a MAN, with two arms that could make and two eyes that could, a head with hairs and two legs to walk on. Yes, I am a man.
I sure sure now your gender crisis has been resolved highly effectively :)
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I have put wrong upvote 25%. Noo!! 100%
Its incredible!!! You're my star XD
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But I'm too shy to speak in public, you - well done!
Creative inspiration!
I Delight with new your works!
Bravo!
And that you are a real man - I just realized
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Good stuff @fyrstikken! In this world where we are bombarded with information regarding people who are quite confused about who and what they are, it's nice to know there are still some normal people out there. Thanks for communicating this with such hilarity.
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Thank you @fyrstikken. I know you posted in the comedy section but of course in a subtle way there is so much more to it than simple comedy.
I could easily thow this on my car stereo, turn up the volume, roll down the windows and cruise down main street in a gas guzzling muscle car with a big smile on my face.
You just made all men proud of being a man today. Cheers!
Following you now my friend...
Re-Steemed!
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Thank you, laughed. The song is very funny :)
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Finally I have the honor of seeing Mr @fyrstikken, Awesome song, That is my new ring tone!
I honestly didn't know about your YouTube channel, I did subscribe! It's brilliant man. I am Conspiracy Theory addict, read all of Dan Brown books.
Cheers
I am a M A N .. Man , I drink Beer....
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How did you not crack up while filming your music video? Was that take #37 or did you nail it on your first try?
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Thank you for posting @fyrstikken.
So glad to hear you are not confused......especially regarding your gender.....why deny reality.
Orientation to reality is sanity.......thank you for reminding bleujay of this principle.
Appreciate your support and booster.
All the best to your endeavours. Cheers.
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Your song can be taken in a few different ways. One could take it as a humorous song that gets listened to by artists and night club people, and you could also take it as a song about gay/transgender identity. I suppose it could be interpreted in other ways to, but I'm guessing you just meant to be creative. Funny, very funny.
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1 mint 7$...omg...i need 1 week to get 1$
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Its awosome dude
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haha 3,5 weeks income just received by this comment =)))
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nice song! The next song is expected.
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Amazing @fyrstikken! You realized it!
from giphy.com
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kjempebra!
What a man :) your not afraid to get on camera and have some fun, I have a new competition where I try to get people to have fun on camera, but it seems people out there are too shy :(
Hadet
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Great song @fyrstikken - right up there with Muddy Waters. ...'I'm a MAN! Yeah!'
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Love it!!!
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Haha Nice post man good job! Keep up the posting
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Great, wise and moral man
Thanks for sweet video
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@fyrstikken I always knew you were a man even before you knew.
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Funny lad!
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You are very funny, @fyrstikken))
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nice song i will sing that tonight when i dring few beers :)
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Good for you! lol
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That is AWESOME bro
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I lovejuiced @Cr0wetic - finally he got out!
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https://steemit.com/art/@ghostcode/news
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haha what a beauty
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Now that's a tune that I can certainly puff puff and pass too!
Bloody brilliant!
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Your playing guitar cause your a man
And you played it like a bot hahaha.. @fyrstikken
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LoL, Great!!!
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Hello Fyrstikken, I have been following you for a little while now and really like what you do for steemit platform which is helping it to head in the right direction. This made me to think what is there I can do to contribute. I did make a post today for a Steemit meet up in Prague that I would like to organize and could use some of your influence to spread the message across. It would be great if you could resteem it for me, possibly give me some feedback or point me in the right direction. Thanks ever so much and steem on! Thank you Tomas. You can check my post here: https://steemit.com/travel/@czechglobalhosts/steemit-quarterly-meet-up-in-prague-october-2017
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So you are really a man! Now am assured that your not a bot!
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We had a similar crisis so an emergency check in the mirror was called for. Thankfully we all were what we were the night before. But just shows that you never really know. Right? @fyrstikken
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"Boil some eggs" - @fyrstikken You really are a man, cheers!
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Haha great song!! Love your work!
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The best part for me was the accent
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Great post. You got my upvote :D
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Ha ha cool! And I'm too shy to shoot myself on video)))
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youre a man? yes youre a man
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Enjoyed listening to your song,very funny.
Well done.
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haha so good ..... i am a man
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What have I just heard? Best song ever Fyrstikken hahah
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still trading shitcoins :D
you have improved tho, not very musical but very bard-like, hilarious song :)
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Mariah Carey could never sing like me <3
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:D unless she becomes a man :D then we could have a new "queen" in the making and a return of the old school rock days :D
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Nice song. I really loved it. You are genius. I love the part "I have always been a man". :D
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!!!)))
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Man's anatomy verified by @abcdoctor :D
Good one @fyrstikken!
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Great topic
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good song. funny
Upvoted
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Good song for me to think when i go to bed because here it's time to go sleep. Big thanks
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Wow man, you have a great voice! Nice to listen you!
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I am a Man! My head up here and legs down there lol Im a Man Im Man
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This post received a 2.4% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @treasuregnome! For more information, click here!
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š I am glad you found yourself friend! Joy to all!!
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@fyrstikken I heard you were a real tranny back in Bernie's time, you just woke up?
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picture or it never happened :P
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Your replies to my comments are very confusing
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They're obviously bot comments.
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some times I am a bot, but today I am a man.
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nice mate...glad to know theres also a person behind this wicked account..lol ;)
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yes... half-man, half machine... is it a male bot? do bots have genders?
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too good questions for a simple man to answer @anomiej, now I will be up all night thinking about that :)
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let's just say... automated a bit =)))
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Yes. A Bit automated. I have been testing out CleverBot on the Rice-Post from a few days ago, some of the comment-threads are super-funny to read :D
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CleverBot is cool. It has russian vocabulary as well. Planning to implement something on Golos?
Or you just abandoned that project?
Maaan, that's a lot of automation =))) it's not "a Bit automated", it's somewhere between "a Byte" and "a KiloByte automated" =))))
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these type of comment threads? =)))
Make a post with some funny CleverBot stuff, please!
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@fyrstikken, I did on the Voice repost your last post there .. You are a real hero and a bright man!
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Oh my god, thatĀ“s so good!
... I take a taxi, because IĀ“m not poor... IĀ“m still laughing on your lyrics :D
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I am laughing my ass off this one still this deserves a full upvote from the Legendary @ADSactly we are Resteeming this one as well! Great post as always you are hilarious!
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https://steemit.com/steem/@misterbitcoin/56gexk-upvote-steem-world-helping-each-other-with-your-upvote
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What would feminist say about this? :) LOL
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Love it!
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Ha! this is hilarious thank you for sharing, I cannot wait to see more of your videos! Thank you for the comedic relief @fyrstikken
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The crucial question: does the man know how to boil potatoes?
It does not rhyme with here and there!
thanks for sharing @fyrstikken
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lolololol! I couldn't stop laughing at I can boil some eggs.
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This is awesome!
Are you looking for booking inquiries? haha
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@heiditravels missed out lolol... "I am A Man"!
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Laughing out loud :D nice job!
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"I have arms and I have legs, and I know how to boil some eggs"
š¤£ Love that!
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Hey man, did you write the lyrics of this song? Also the composition sounds sweet. I could not resist upvoting and resteeming this post. You should keep posting more. Good day!
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Brilliant!
On a personal note, I only discovered I was a man when I finally took a shower, lol.
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is always good to have what you need, i like how you sing.
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You make me laugh
Very funny, unique @fyrstikken
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How insensitive!
Just because your body parts are in the arrangement so common to other humans doesn't mean you should call attention to it.
We R all peeplz.
I need to go find a coloring book, have a nice cup of cocoa and pet a puppy before I have a crisis of my own.
(The previous comment was, in fact, sarcasm and should not be used as any kind of guidebook or instruction manual for anyone's life. Please contact your therapist for further help.)
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Thank you for posting this, it is worth a good Smile :)
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Hehe...nice @fyrstikken
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Hello steemit
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The lyrics are funny but the singing is bad.
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hahaha this is awesome man
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Congrats on solving your tragic crisis.. :P If you were a woman, I would be a little confused!
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"You are a man, never been a tran", now thats funny. Thanks for the video and laugh my friend.
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Me too. I'm a man. Ahhhh
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Hahahaha!! :)
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haha Nice!! I can cycle and i can walk in my foot if i have to. haha nice song
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Nice Song
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Great love it!!
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Help me vote
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