Jokes

in comedy •  6 years ago  (edited)

# 1. Whitney Houston would still be alive if she didn't have to snort coke to quiet the voices of every woman inside of her.

# 2. If you write a song with the lyrics saying "You can fuck with me if you want to" and someone fucks with you, it is all your fault. #cardibvsnickiminaj #whatthefuckisabodak

# 3. What do you call multiple female friends of a Mormon guy? Sister-sisters #dadjokes

# 4. Burning Nike stuff does not hurt the company. You already paid for them. Just don't buy Nike, sell your stock and invest in their competitor. Then watch all the new Asian pornstars you helped create

# 5. The New York Democrat party nomination for Governor race is basically between the "I hate Trump" candidate and the "I'm a gay woman" candidate. I am here like where is the "freedom and liberty candidate?

# 6. #ArethaFranklin died without a will. Now her 4 sons might have to wait uears to get their share. She should have sang about R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-B-I-L-I-T-Y

Question of the day: So what are we resisting today....

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