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malloryblythe (55) in comedy • 7 years ago (edited)

7 years ago by malloryblythe (55)

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rentmoney (68) · 7 years ago

I remembered our last conversation about giving a free write a try and I did just that. I decided to do a free write to introduce a steem basic giveaway game. It's basically a clone of battleship. Check it out here.

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satorid (67) · 7 years ago

love how vivid it starts out, then the depth of the joke begins

He insisted that his low grades were due to his “femininazi” sociology professor who had it out for him and his “liberal cuck” of an English TA, because he wasn’t a beta like the rest of them. He, like all white men these days, was the victim of discrimination.

He’d read up on The Red Pill’s pickup artist advice and it had never worked, no matter how much he negged college aged girls and exploited their innate desire to be subservient to men.

hahaha classic...

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

Hahaha thanks! That may or may not be because I didn't realize until I wrote the last sentence of the first paragraph that I was going to write a comedy piece at all. :p Had I known I probably would have done a much lamer job of setting it up. (Lamer? Is that a word? Google dictionary says yes, but I'm skeptical.)

This is why I love freewrites. I think I'm about to write a couple of mediocre paragraphs in comment form that I'm going to post on the @freewritehouse prompt just so they don't kick me out of their contest, and then something weird materializes and I'm like, OH, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. I LIKE THIS.

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kimberlylane (61) · 7 years ago

It's very good!

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botefarm (67) · 7 years ago

This is the story of a depressed fellow, common give the guy a break, he might find love.

Today's prompt is here again.

https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-238-5-minute-freewrite-thursday-prompt-miami

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

True! Depression is a bitch. Occasionally when I see people like this on the internet I give them the benefit of the doubt for that reason. Unless they're the sort that start advocating for like, actual sex slavery.

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blankcanvas86 (48) · 7 years ago

Lol this sounds pretty accurate to me. You must be a great human observer!

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

Thanks!

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kimberlylane (61) · 7 years ago

Bravo! You've captured a character and scene so many of us know or have known. Just, wow.

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

Hahah thanks! I know it's a cheap shot but I have a slight obsession with incel culture.

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kilbride (55) · 7 years ago

hahaha I never heard the word 'incel' before

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

If you want to lose several hours of your life to a very depressing corner of the internet, check out the r/braincels Subreddit. Or just Google "incel." I'm sorry for introducing you to this slash you're welcome.

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wandrnrose7 (65) · 7 years ago

You sure can weave fascinating and believable characters. Great job!

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

Haha, thanks! Hopefully this doesn't hit too close to home for anyone :X

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satorid (67) · 7 years ago

hahahaha

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lazarus-wist (54) · 7 years ago

Tragically hilarious - they're an odd sort, for sure, and in no short supply on some of the... uh... less positive parts of the internet.

This actually reminds me of a short story I wrote a while back about a guy desperately trying to fix his computer, only for it to be revealed he was using it for somewhat nefarious purposes... Your character bears many striking resemblances, haha. Great write!

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malloryblythe (55) · 7 years ago

I wanna read it! Share!

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lazarus-wist (54) · 7 years ago (edited)

I've since read over it again, and, well, it just isn't up to standard, haha. Sorry to disappoint!

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carlosadolfochac (59) · 7 years ago

Very fluid narration very well written... I really liked it!

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