"Before Prosthetics" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #3 May 5, 2021

in comedy •  3 years ago  (edited)

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Each day, I come up with a new dad joke to share with the Steemit community. I've been writing and performing standup comedy for the past year and a half, and it's been an incredible experience. While I would never try dad jokes on stage (or not many of them at least), there certainly is a place for dad jokes -- including right here on Steemit!

All dad jokes shared here are my own (Michael Luchies), but feel free to share!

Today's joke is a bit more PG than G, so be warned.

Dad Joke

Before prosthetics, what did they use for penile replacements?

A woodpecker.

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