Long Shit

in comedy •  8 years ago  (edited)

I'd like to take a really long shit. Not for a long time, just a really long shit. Try not to pinch it off, let it stand out of the water.

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      ·  8 years ago 

    If the water what? Don't leave me in suspense! I can't wait for the next chapter! You are the original Steemit artist of the year! Eat your heart out Alarm Clock Dawn!

    "Long Shit" is going to be the novel of the century!

    Up-voted and re-steemed of course....(twice:)

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        ·  8 years ago 

      Lol! it's supposed to say "let it stand out OF the water". I hope I didn't spoil the suspense.

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Years back I took one so long it would not flush, took about 50 times before it finally went down.

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