Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy

I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead.

Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science.

Science is the signs of the times.

Logic is for the Path-O-Logical. Keep telling yourself that. Liar face.

Money is Like Sex - Orgasm Credit Score.

Bums don't date because they're dirty Assholes

Christmas is like an after party bang, Because Santa Clause is always Coming - ho ho ho

Jerking Off is about making the decision to stop being a Jerk and getting serious about not blowing the opportunity

Voting for a Bullshit Post is like Sitting on the toilet long after your done shitting - You really shouldn't do that.

The middle class is indecisive - not sure if they wanna be rich or poor.

Politics is about sucking dick - lets be honest about it. Who's gonna suck a dick?

Delegate me your steem power - I'll up vote your posts. Think about it.

I'm a dictator because I fuck with my dick.

The worst thing about being rich - is thinking that you actually deserve it.

Psychopaths are mostly successful because their crazy as fuck

Random Dudes who send dick pics Need to get fucked by a dick - it's obvious.