In the hey day of television, we never had to worry about reality TV.
Remember when the Simpsons were good? When there was something called appointment television? Well that's all out the window with the invent of reality TV. Now we are all more concerned with the Kardashians, Big Brother, American Idol and Factors of X.
Well now the Food Network has decided to try take it up a notch. No, they haven't given Guy Fieri another shot at the small screen.
No, this time, they have decided to focus on the culinary creations from the South. The WAY DOWN South. That's right, they have traversed the planet and found the passage way in Antarctica that leads down into the depths of Hell. That's right. Satan's house.
Now you think that Satan's House would be the new reality show, but no, it IS a Food channel after all. So ladies and gentlemen, the Food Network has gone above and beyond the call and have green lit HELL'S KITCHEN: 9th Level Edition!
Each week, the worst and most vile souls that have been damned to the pit will compete by creating amazing dishes, using the worst kinds of ingredients.
So if you have ever wanted to see Ted Bundy make a lasagna using demon's toe nails and molten lava, this is your show.
Now, when looking for someone to host a show of this caliber the Food Network scoured the here and here after and found someone who is known for his culinary prowess. That's right, they have hired The Madman of Milwaukee himself, Jeffrey Dahmer.
When reached for comment, Dahmer could only scream because we caught him during torture time.
HELL'S KITCHEN: 9th Level Edition will air on The Food Network this fall on Thursdays at 8pm EST.