Phone morons, put the damn things down, or else I run yee over!

in comedy •  6 years ago 

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My first day back on a fast motorbike today, my main concerns? Phone morons!


Fook me, they walk among us, like brain dead sheep, talk about having the world in your hand.

Think about it, if you are not a moron that is, when I was born, the internet, a mobile phone, and a camera all in 1 was - not in existence, now masses of "morons have them"..... Seriously, you can, if you want, research anything ever, if you want, not just text, and walk out in front of me, like a moron, staring at a tiny screen, so for tonight's entertainment, come "morons" Bad day to be riding a motorbike it seems.

Women starting to wear nice sleek sexy clothes (come on man who does not like that) and morons in cars ramming on the brakes to look, the biggest offender of the day though is, this award goes to "phone morons."

Here you go, if this is you, smdh.



It is Friday, and to finish off with, we have an old fav of mine, GC, on stupid people, hey, don't blame me, blame the morons I "almost ran over" as they were looking at stupid phone screens, fook they walk among us..........



Have a great weekend. shepz1 out.

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Why you didn't know that was a hiring requirement to be a vice president under Bush?...lol. I like the frogs trying to get the worms, the person who fell in the fountain and the lady who fell onto the planter the most.

LOL guess so, got to be a moron, to work for a psychopath, that one day soon, will for sure, be my final article on this dying chain.

I know what you mean. I ride a (push)bike and there are forever idiots stepping off the pavement right in front of me, head down, oblivious.
I came off the bike a few weeks ago trying to avoid one of them, splat on the road I went, a crowd gathered 'round me trying to help while the offending article seeing none of it, continued on her way. Oh for a stun gun!

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They are legal here, stun guns, and rubber bullet guns, you can even, "as I do" put more lethal metal shots in them, just saying bro lol, and you can even buy and use pepper spray and things here, my kind of heaven lol. Added bonus for land owners, you can have a fricking shotgun, I have 2, I pump 1 double trouble. :-) (SHH about my assault rifles, control freaks do no not like them)

I like your style! Poland is becoming more attractive by the minute;)

If, as I suspect it will come down to, as it seems to be, those the most prepared survive, I am prepared, if you see things in a different way, your views are most welcome, as all I am seeing, is a upcoming war, of people, am I wrong?

You're not wrong, or so Martin Armstrong says and he's always right. He's forecasting civil war and the total collapse of government by 2032.

I will go with 2021, not many people will put up with no gas heating in the UK, not many more nations will hand over guns like in New Zealand, for a false flag attack on Muslims, people are seeing through the TV bullshit, and Main stream news bollox, thank god.

I'm not sure enough of them are. If, as I believe, we are experiencing global cooling, it is hyperinflation and food scarcity I think that will eventually cause worldwide civil unrest and societal breakdown. I'm wondering if this recent vegan/frankenfood agenda is part of it, moving food production from farms to factories.

I suppose it all comes down to where you live, I do not get fed that bs here. As in psychological mind fucks.

Really, I'm not sure we'll get through 2020...

You may be correct, time will tell.

That is hilarious!

Put that phone down, or get run over! :-)

Have to say though, that kid jumping the pool was pretty good.

:-)

Loved the frogs trying get the worms on the phone display lol.

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