It's now 2017.
I want my Star Trek doors, god dammit.
Every broke-ass grocery store and outlet mall has whooshing automated glass sliding doors,
Then when I get home I've got to operate this antique brass knob like a 1600's chambermaid to get into my house.
This is bullshit.
People are flying drone cameras around while their self driving cars... Self... Drive...
And all of our houses are equipped with automated doors for the car to get into the garage,
But I've got to use my disease infested hand and share whatever filth I touched on the bus with the other members of my home?
Until I find a more fitting solution, I'm just going to have to open all the doors with my penis.
Somebody better get to work on the Star Trek doors, quick,
You don't know where I've been.
;)
Your penis came out of nowhere within this post. I agree with the original thought and reminds me of this little video
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The bit spawned from an argument in favor of circumcision,
And my clever comrade suggested that people's hands, not penises, were the primary cause of disease, so we would be better off cutting off all the children's hands.
It was perhaps a touch on the extreme side, but he was dealing with a troll, so I thought it quite suitable, and fired back with the above. I'd been dwelling on automating my doors for a while anyway.
The troll continued, and got himself blocked, and the hilarious exchange in his portion of the thread was deleted... But I didn't want to lose the bit.
So I thought it would play fine here without context...
Since I included the innuendo about chambermaids and polished knobs...
That was the caution sign advising you to bail out before the penis reveal.
P.S. I love The Flying Car
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