THE FUTURE IS FAT
7 years ago by tjkirk (61)
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J I bought Bitcoin at $10k thinking I was smart! But now it's down and I lost almost 50%..... fml
thumbs up if you're in the same boat as me...I know I'm not the only one
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Don't spend it if you can't afford to lose it 👍
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Yep this is always solid advice. Applies to any type of gambling in general. Bitcoin seems to be all over the place as of recently. Imagine if you bought it way back when it first came out!
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💯👍
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Thanks for all the votes appreciate it very much 👍
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just HODL for 2-3years. Also buy if we get to $4k -$2k Bitcoin price
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Dont buy Bitcoin though. Buy coins that are used for stuff. Steemit is one example but any coin that supports smart contracts like ETH for example. 2018 will be the year of use cases.
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Hey its ok dude, never put yourself down over a bad trade man. First of all, even billionaire traders are wrong 30% of the time. Nothing wrong about being wrong every once in a while and it certainly does not mean you aren't smart. Continue researching and don't give up and I promise you will succeed:)
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Thin Privilege
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Now that Bitcoin is on the downfall, let's invent fatcoin. Whenever you eat double the amount of calories you should (according to "scientists") you get awarded one fatcoin. And everytime someone dies of a heart attack, the first one to claim their body and eat it, will get all their fatcoins.
It would give "rich food" a whole other meaning.
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Coins 'R' us
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As a skeptic, I respect the scientific method and evidence...except when it comes to how many calories I should eat. Then those scientists don't know shit!
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Tj is my favorite neckbeard edgelord.
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Sugar is the reason we are fat as fuck in america. Also corn syrup and shit like that.
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we eat sugar everywhere else,what the dont do is use corn syrup on everything, so that makes a big diference. but its also about the culture in the USA of never cooking and just eat at fast food places everyday. but now thanks to holliwood the USA its spreading its culture everywhere and destroying every other culture, so soon everybody will be the same.
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i as a skinny person will subsist on home grown potatoes and beans that i will grow with grow lights in my underground bunker with electricity from a bicycle generator until you all go into your hibernation where i will emerge with you and blend in with the now skinny fat fucks. twig pride!!!!!!
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As I was reading that, I was expecting you to say (at the end) that you were going to eat a few of them while they hibernate... Or, did I just reveal the real plan?
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Paul talked way too much in this video
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Power to the FAT!
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Yeah pretty much I don't care what happens I'm just going to keep buying and holding.
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Here to support TJ on steemit and D Tube he is like a fine wine get better with age, I for one am very very sketchy about aboiy investing in the stock market it's so volatile better to spread out your portfolio wide so to minimise loss.
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I will give you three an a half oreos for the button
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Thanks for the laugh haha!
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Brilliant. Enjoyed it very much. Followed.
Cheers :)
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My original comment was just going to be about how I found the first 7 1/2 minutes of this fucking hilarious and after that it was just annoying.
Now I just want to rant about how fucking annoying it is to jump through all these fucking hoops just to fucking register, sign in or vote on this goddamn site. Jesus fucking Christ, it's a week long ordeal to sign up and another half hour just to fucking log in an thumbs up the goddamn video.
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I've never had this problem... You got bad internet or something?
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Normally I have to resort to the discount bin to feed myself, haven't had to dumpster dive yet... The discount bin is right at my financial demographic, and hey, the best I can afford, is still some of the most carbohydrate loaded crap possible, so the future is indeed not only an economic dystopia, but fat indeed.
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Bitcoin will probably bottom out soon, probably. the downturn might actually be good for people just trying to get into
cryptocurrency. I don't have much in it so I am personally just waiting for the markets to settle.
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Like that Lindemann Song :
People laughing about your size
We can fuck them on your French fries
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We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted calories, whether deep-fried or chocolate coated, by the obesity-industrial complex.
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Virgin Fat Wimp vs The Chad Radish Provider
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This made me lol so hard
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OMG - I better grow some man-boobs fast to join the winners!
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Hey TJ,
I give you 7689 Oreos Thins and 12 Gallons of Diet Coke for that Play Button. How about that?
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Well, alright. The life of a remora ain't that bad.
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Are you sure it was not all the other stuff that made you sick.
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I honestly don't get how some people have totally forgotten "buy low, sell high!". It's common sense. I know people are always looking for some more intelligent, complex secret, but that's really it.
With Crypto it is so much more extreme because a bunch of new people get in whenever it is up (buying high, which you shouldn't) and then they all run when it goes down (selling low, which you shouldn't). It's pro-cyclical.
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Nice
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Hahah, it's always the time to buy. That pretty much sums up crypto markets. XD
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TJ i can tell this is a more improvised video and because of it i think your jokes are hit and miss. For me they are mostly miss in this video. I don't think the content of the joke but the way it was executed. Your joke about eating a bunch of fast food then saying you got sick from the slice of one vegetable i find funny but i still feel like the execution was boring.
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Glad i finaly found my way to dtube.
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I think we should push to bring some other big YTubers to came to this platform. They will bring audience...
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TJ making videos standing up have a certain "stand-up" feel to it.
Next George Carlin up there, everybody.
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Yeah, you're a funny TJ!
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I’m not sure if that’s how our dietary functions actually work.
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This crash wasn't even devastating. It's minuscule compared to events of history past.
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I wish you're right about the fat future... we would all be too fat to fuck and too sick to live long thus ending overpopulation.
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😎The fat guy though. But we can't determine the future by our body size
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Leave the future to determine
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So what happens to the medium people? You know, the non-twigs who also don't way three tons...
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HODL
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Fat people running the world? Maybe slowly walking the world but not running.
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I am trans fat and I'm extremely offended that you assumed my weight.
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We would have less problems without the Trumptards but also less to poke fun at. I still prefer less social problems. I am not fat but you can eat me -> for that Play Button
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Cats for life!!!
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I don't even need to run. I'll outlast you anyway.
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People say I'm risking my life by being a fat disgusting piece of shit but turns out the fatpocalypse was closer than any dared dream.
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its a very hard balancing act you have to do with this,you want to be as fat as posible when the fat time comes,but if you get too fat too fast youll die before the fat time comes!
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I may have said this to you many times...but you should probably turn your gain down a bit to stop your audio from sounding ear piercingly terrible! xD
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I'd appraise your button at a row of double stuffed oreos, a can of vanilla coke, and the left side of a twix bar.
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If you keep making videos constantly on Dtube you won't need Youtube at all - hopefully
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Good to see TJ taking advantage of no censorship. Damn your clickbait!
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120 gallons of Cocacola or 4300 Oreos.
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Maybe people wouldn't un-sub if you weren't a fucking fat bitch.
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I like that i don't have to got to YouTube to watch your videos.
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It's a good thing this anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon'. The more my life begins to resemble a Namio Harukawa drawing, the better.
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Welcome to STEEMIT! Just discovered today that you're here TJ. Fucking psyched. We need more like you!
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I really hate this coin mining craze. Graphics card prices have gone through the roof from the MSRP price because of all the miners, and I was forced to buy a new new card for my gaming habits for $465 more than it actually should've costed($1345 vs. $880), thanks to my older one dying during this coin crap.
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You are a legend , keep it up.
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hahah being comedian suits you better than being atheist
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I’ll fight tha revolution bish
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You have a awkward delivery on your jokes.
Still funny tho.
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How are a bunch of lazy fat people going to take over the world?
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HODL, bitch!
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This was borderline stand up comedy, and a good one. Brilliant TJ, just brilliant.
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This sentiment needs a T-shirt
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I loved this video, fuck all the haters, TJ is the next George Carlin
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I loved this video, fuck all the haters, TJ is the next George Carlin
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TJ, can you comment what you think about my post on Islam? Thank you.
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Hahahahah.... God Bless
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The crypto community is pure dope. Between all the memes and shitcoins there's actually a few really interesting projects going on. And of course the bitconnect incident was the most hilarious thing ever happening to the crypto community. I mean, how could you not invest into this guy?!
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