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in comedy •  7 years ago 

Dear steemians I wish to make us laugh today. As you are all resting today weekend. Thanks

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FEEL THIS JOKE!


 One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

 As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

 Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar,.  passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You".....

 He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a Church nearby, for the priest.......................

 "Father, pls come with me. Come & witness God & satan sharing corpses at the cemetery"......

 They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For You, One For Me, One For You'............

 Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:
 "What About The Two At The Gate?"...........

 You should see the marathon.........

The priest almost ran pass the church gate shouting:"We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!". 

 .... Now You're laughing... .
 Don't be selfish, send it to your friends. Put a smile on someone's face......... Image sources internet. 
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So funny, at least it has made me to laugh out stress.
Always make yourself Happy.

The pics is enough to laugh. Those personality are not everyday personality.