How to legally have a slave

in comedy •  8 years ago 

It is better if your start this early (teens)but it is really never too late. You start by talking to ladies (or guys) then you go on some dates a few times, until you do the dirty. Once that is done, you hope and pray she (or you) is pregnant, so once thst happens and you had a kid, give it 6-8 years, treat it like a red-headed stepchild (maybe a little better) (check last post to learn how to treat a red-headed stepchild) and the kid will be doing your laundry in no time.

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Or you could simplify the process by opening a private prison and using the exception in the 13th amendment that allows slavery to continue against anyone who is convicted of a crime.

Brilliant, as you can tell im not putting much research into my satirical content.

Not all content has to be highly researched. I like satire

I agree, the only issue with satire is it is too easy tk force content, which if you look, i already did sadly.

  ·  8 years ago Reveal Comment

Thank you

THis is so sill Hahahah