COMEDY OPENMIC ROUND 9 - "Promises Are Promises" by @alexnpianomusic

in comedyopenmic •  7 years ago 

COMEDY OPENMIC ROUND 9 - "Promises Are Promises" by @alexnpianomusic

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A young man is with his girlfriend in a park all dark inside the car all mellow.
The boy begs, cries and asks his girlfriend for what he wants most, let him make love, but the girl does not agree.
Finally the young man says:
__! Go woman !, I'm just going to put half!
The woman finally convinced accepts saying:
__! Well !, but only half ...
Promise!
The young man accepts and throws himself on her desperate and introduces everything he has (his penis to the root).
When the girl feels onslaught, she enjoys infinitely and exclaims:
__!Please my love!
Get it all to the bottom!
The boyfriend, somewhat embarrassed and trying to save his pride, says:
__!Oh no no no no!
Promises are promises.

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I'm surprised he could still think at that moment in time.

Haha funny stuff. Love comedy for sure and my name is Oatmeal and you are funny haha.

hahaha !!!: .. Thanks..!!! , how great you liked it! @joeyarnoldvn

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