Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: "who is he then ???" by @alexnpianomusic
"There must be matches on the bedside table"
He opens the drawer and finds the match box ... next to the photo
of a man.
Naturally, the young man cares.
"Is your husband?" he asks, nervous.
"No, silly," she replies snuggling lovingly.
"Your boyfriend, then?"
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling at his ear.
"Well, who is he then ???", asks puzzled .. Serenely, the girl responds:
"It's me before the operation"
Good twist at the end.
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