ComedyOpenmic Round 4 - "If women were good" by @alexnpianomusic

in comedyopenmic •  7 years ago 

ComedyOpenmic Round 4 - "If women were good" by @alexnpianomusic

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A Chief of a Cartel discovers that his Accountant stole $ 10 MILLION from the box. The Accountant was deaf-mute, so he was admitted to the job, because as he could not hear or speak, he could not act as a witness.

The Chief called him to interrogate him, leading, a Bella, Lawyer, who knew sign language 👄

The Lawyer asked the Accountant - through sign language. Bernardo, where's the money?
He also responded with signs:

  • I do not know what you're talking about.

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The lawyer translated for the Chief:

  • He says he does not know what we're talking about.
    The Capo took out a large Magnum 357 and pointed to Bernardo's head, shouting:
  • Ask him again !!! ...

The Lawyer says:

  • It's going to kill you Idiot if you do not tell him where the money is ...
    Bernardo, all scared, responds with signs: 😳
  • The money is in a brown leather suitcase buried in the garden of my cousin Paco's house, on Fresnillo Street # 7, plot 6 of the Santa Marta district ... My cousin is not here, he will be back in 2 months. ..

The Mafioso asks:

  • What did he say?
    The lawyer:
  • He says he is not afraid of dying and that you do not have balls to pull the trigger!

Moral: If women were good, God would have one, and if they were trustworthy, the devil would not have horns, so ... Beware of Women and even more so with women Lawyers! 😬 hahahaha !!! ...

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I like it a lot! voted I am also running for the funny story contest! I hope you win!

Didn't see that coming til the last minute haha - I'll make sure to keep my distance from lawyers!

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