I prefer believing it's the quality. Mushrooms were actually part of the original draft but the part about them was pretty similar to Marijuana, so I left it out.
I'm sorry about this, this whole piece was inspired by PETA asking Nabisco to change the design for their animal cracker, a request I honestly didn't think was going to get through so I didn't mention but check this out
https://nypost.com/2018/08/21/iconic-animal-cracker-box-gets-redesign-after-pressure-from-peta/
Honestly, I believe vegetarianism is much better for humans in general, health wise. I just don't see why some people of that group tends to guilt and shame those who don't follow it, so this whole post is a mockery of that mind set.