I am not here to tell stories, am actually here to complain.
But please note : am a pastor's child, I don't use words like breasts, and ass. So when you see backyard, know it's ..., and when you see frontage, know it's breasts. have I just used the words?.. no!, am a pastor's child, I didn't.
Please if you are 16, stop reading already
Sometimes I find it annoying, why the gaps in humans differences is so large,
I mean check out this girl with her frontage, almost the size of a giant watermelon, enough to feed me and my community as a whole, meanwhile there are others...
I mean theirs are like goose pimples and heat rash*
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my concern is, is there anything inside this one?, can it feed a baby?... Hmmm.
If you even ask me I'll say what we are seeing there is just the pads.
Life is really not fair,
what about this backyard, that weighs more than me and my 2 brothers put together.
I think this is overload, and some of these things should pay tax, they cannot just be Carrying all this plenty load up and down like that.
Then take a look at the opposite, "a flat screen tv", that breeze can easily blow away, I mean, look at this nah, it's very flat in all it's ways.
CONCLUSION: My only consolation is, whether you have "giant watermelon", "goose pimples", "heat rash", overload, or "flat screen tv", you are beautiful and someone will always love you that way.
I nominate @kingeazi and @hornblende to join this contest.
You gotta remember, it's not the size that matters, it's how you wield it. And speaking from experience (and from people I know), some of those big containers hardly have any milk, while some tiny containers can feed the whole family. Don't let looks deceive you. Thanks for your entry, @apeximomen.
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Hahaha, but they say the eyes eats first, and you can use that big one as pillow, I also like your experience, forgive me, I have none, am a pastor child, lol.
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You're right about the big ones being good for pillow. I remember this old man whose wife's breast had to be removed because of cancer and he lamented over the loss of one of his pillows.
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Hahaha
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Lol.
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@belemo, @holybranches, @pangoli come see this!
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Mr. Biggs.
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The economy of Africa will go robust if government sanctions all "Oceanic banks" to start paying tax.
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Hahaha, sure, all this loads can't just move freely. Lol.
You are quite funny.
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Where did you see these pictures? You go kii me with laugh o. God loves variety sha. So funny
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Hahaha...happy to know it was funny to you
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@adoore-eu come nack us one entry na ;)
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all animals were created equal but some are more equal than others
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Hahaha, yeah, you can say that again. But do you think it's fair?
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You cheeky motherfucker 😂
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lmao
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Lol how can someone stay and not not have frontage and backyard
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If you don't have you don't have nah, you can't kill yourself
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help me ask am!
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This had a surprisingly wholesome end.
Ded with the terminologiez
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Hahaha, thanks
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🙌
I wanna see more from ya in the future too okay? And add more pics like these okay? More chances of winning okay nah I'm kidding 😂😂
But do come around~
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Lol, am sure in comedy open Mic to stay
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Awesome. 💯
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The other day I was almost squeezed to death in a taxi with a lady with a huge backside. I was like:
Yeahh, driver, what's the name of the next junction?
Driver: Bereton
Me: Great, I think I'll stop there.
But seriously now, it doesn't really matter. Big or small, give or take, we're unique and that makes us special. Thanks for your entry.
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Hahahaha, yeah, just the way there are different varieties, there are different tastes
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Oboy you funny die o, Abeg all these flat TV them eh, I cast and bind, make them no near my side Abeg. Me sef no like some variety.
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Hahahaha, what about goose pimples, you are too blunt, ok I wish you overload, spiced with giant watermelon
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Variety makes life more interesting. Nice post, @apeximomen.
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Yeah, variety is the spice of life.
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Lolz different sizes huh...we are not all tall too lmao let me add that one. am in my house, come and beat me 😂😂😂
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Hahaha, am coming with 2 overload and 2 giant watermelons for you.
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Are these backyard people actually able to use a conventional toilet?
Peace.
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Hahaha, I don't think so ooo, maybe they'll have their own specially made toilet
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Hello! I find your post valuable for the wafrica community! Thanks for the great post! @wafrica is now following you! ALWAYs follow @wafrica and use the wafrica tag!
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Hajajsjahhahaha i laugh in korea, bro you are really crazy with this post, and you call urself pastor pikin...issokay continue...
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Please ooo, don't let my daddy hear it. Lol
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That overload might be looking fine today but add ten years and you got a freight carrier.
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Yeah, I agree, but what about giant watermelon and goose pimples, which one you like.
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Well... that you put it that way... it's a question of sagging.
Melons have been preferred for centuries but don't get me wrong. There are many sizes of melons. I'm thankful for the melons I get when I come home.
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Rib cracking entry!!
Thanks for the nomination.
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Lol, thanks, and you are most welcome.
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Yup be real every one love you
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Yeah yeah, love you too
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