Healthy Shaking: COM31 SECOND ENTRY

Shaking is a social as well as cultural thing that’s predominantly used by men. It is a means of salutation or acknowledgement between men that has been passed down for many generations. Over the course of time, there’ve been different ways of shaking between individuals; close friends, families and different groups actually create different ways in which they shake and as time passes, the tradition is passed on to the younger generation directly or indirectly.
Just as everything in life, people will naturally think the way one individual shakes is weird or “abnormal” so I felt it right to bring a common ground on this issue and find out how many shakes, what type of shake and when one can willfully indulge in the selected manner of shake.

Certain questions aroused as a result of this inquest: do you ever feel weird about how many shakes you’re suppose to give your junk before putting it back in your pants? Do you often feel that smudge of guilt in your underwear right after taking a piss? Or have you ever stood beside another guy in a public urinal that’s wagging his dong like a happy dog’s tail and feel you didn’t wag yours enough? All these questions are embedded somewhere within this side project.

HOW MANY SHAKES?

A simple yet multidimensional question that has bothered every individual at one point in his/her(no reference to @dj123) life. Like many facets of life, we have to look into a number of variables before a detailed analysis can be made, think of it as the questions within the question; what are the reasons for shaking? What situation should the dong be shaked? How vigorous or not should the dong be wagged? Can excess shaking lead to testicular trauma or will not enough shaking lead to some sort of urinal infection?
The truth is shaking is inevitable and every man shakes for different reasons after taking a piss. The generally accepted reason for shaking after pissing is to drop off residual urine that’s still at the tip of the shaft. However, if porn and social studies has taught me anything, it is that there’s also other sinister motives for this action. Individuals like @carlgnash and @traf with uunusually long dongs are often found wagging their dong 30 minutes after taking a piss, where as @sharanathal and his ahem, retractable dick shake for only a matter of microseconds.
The situation plays a major role in determining how the dong be wagged. If one’s pissing on his neighbour’s front lawn, such an operation would require precise action, where as pissing in a public restroom or anywhere around hormonal teenagers will require extra shakes for effects and of course to show an example.

Dong health and security is frequently overlooked by most men in the society. Men simply don’t show their dongs enough attention and others well, they do a little bit too much and end up with spoilt dongs. Finding a balance between gentle and rigorous shaking of the dong after a piss may go a long way in saving you time and money for dong related illnesses. There have been cases of testicular trauma resulting from years of vigorous shaking of the human penis(dong abuse). Then there’s the exact opposite case commonly referred to as “dong pampering or dong indulgence” which is a major cause of urinary diseases such as(look for urinary diseases). The accepted force applied varies from one individual to another but as @idikuci often says; “you shake it till you make it” as he calmly explained while shaking my penis. I’ve never felt that special.

So this leads to the question of how many shakes is ideal; when can a man successfully nod his head and say the dong has been shook to the best of his ability? How can a man be sure his dong is being shook right? Truth is, there’s no yard stick for dong shaking and in truth, this article just gave me an opportunity to write about dicks. Dicks don’t get the required love and attention they deserve, they’re humans just like all of us. Show love and attention to yours, let that dick feel loved and like a part of your family.
In keeping with the rules, I'd like to nominate @trumpman and @carlgnash to make entries with their humour into the contest and show us their dicks funny side.