Its the year 2467, Donald Trump is still the president of USA, the phrase "North Korea" represents a long lost civilization like the Mayans and Catfish scams were finally legalized after a ten year court battle. Its a weird time to live in; Asians are naturally born with dicks longer than 4 inches.
"The battle of the idiots, War of the Cloned Dongs" or whatever variant you may know it as today has led to mad chaos and loss of billions of lives till date. Its a crazy time to live in, Nigeria managed to put and end to corruption and became a World Power, due to the legalization of Prostitution, weed and catfish scams between 2234-2244, the economy boomed, nay, it exploded. The country never looked back and now sits at the forefront of everything. Like I said earlier, its a crazy time to live in. By September of the year 2019, Donald Trump and his happy fingers unintentional posted Dick pics meant for one of his hoes on Twitter. The result was catastrophic. As expected, the first to respond was Russia, with Puttin putting his putt out there. The social media was the first to explode, retweet after retweet, comment after comment, the world was slowly creeping to the nadir and when we thought we'd seen it all, Kim Jong Un responded. The World would never be the same again.
It was Trump who first tried to quell the fire he set in the first place, instead of outrightly stating that it was an error, he claimed it was the work of the Russians. The Orange haired perv further stated that it was a clone of himself made by the Russians and unsurprisingly, Puttin claimed the Americans did the same to him. Kim had the tiniest willy of all the World leaders in the debacle so no one cared, it was actually expected. Little(no pun intended) did we know that this was only the start to something far worst than expected, a time leading to near immortality and never ending rule by little willied politicians. The end of the free world was nigh; the world cried out for a hero, only the Killing joke could save us now and after 4000 experiments, Amir4000 was created(clone of @amirtheawesome1)...To be Continued.
I nominate @amirtheawesome1 and @Trumpman
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