I'm generally not a man that likes to complain/bicker. When I have problems, I simply go out there and try to get the solution, if I don't get it? At least I know I tried. Sometimes the solution is right in front of me, hiding in plain sight like the Pastor that's fucking your wife or son(or both) and other times its like a staph infection, but enough about @holybranches.
A recent photo of @holybranches
My sexual frustration has had me delve into realms of reality I never envisioned myself in, I've kissed ass, begged, paid prostitutes and temporarily joined a cult just to find a steady sexual partner but for some reason, I lose my partners either through negligence, lack of libido or simply being deep fried for soup. Safe to say finding love these days is really hard and keeping love, twice harder. So I decided to go twice hard
Booty Trap
Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the woman trap, worn by our sexy model @amirtheawesome1 you're never going to be single again.
The booty trap was designed to bring out the sexiness even in the unsexiest of men. Legend has it that a prostitute actually allowed @jerrybanfield put his penis into her, it is still unconfirmed but such is the power of the Woman Trap.
The BT will turn your boring sexlife into one Shane Diesel's week but don't take my word for it, you can ask @trafalgar/ @traf and @detlev the beer man to give you proof of the amazing power of the Woman trap.
Hi belemo,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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I've been wearing this at the grocery store for two hours now and nobody wants to bang me. The owner said he wants to bang me on the head, but I don't think it's the same thing.
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You need to jiggle your butt a bit more when you walk.
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Whoa, didn't know the judges of #comedyopenmic are so sexy.
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All except for me. They only let me in because I'm also fat and poor.
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Its part of the requirement
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Nothing more sexy than a man in matching bras and panties :P
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If it worked for jerry, it'll work for everyone
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Hmm I could use some good pectoral and ball support. Pink with white lace is more my style though.
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@amirtheawesome1 is the official supplier
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