Therapy Session: COM12 first Entry

I generally feel an uncanny heaviness. I don’t even have it in me to be funny lately as my mind has been very heavy. The times and depressions has led me on a journey through cyber space; encountering new knowledge and opportunities.
So far, so good. I’ve run into a couple ICOs and airdrops. The security for these sites make it rather tedious to register and coupled with the shitty internet here, I quit most of them half way through the process. Patience is virtue I lack and I think I should fix that issue as soon as possible.
Well, I got a marketing job recently, I now sell solar powered lights and yeah, it’s kinda gay but someone has to do it. My lack of patience and intolerance for BS(permit my French) makes me the square peg in a round hole but a man has to get some money since the upvotes aren’t quite going the way I hoped they would. I encounter different type of people on a daily, most of them annoying but themost annoying of the lot are the ones who look at me like I’m a baby. I wouldn’t have taken the job if I was given this pre-warning but that’s life.
My sex life took a major upturn though, I uncharacteristically met up with a chick from Facebook recently. Luckily she only had a little facial hair and could speak fluent English. life is a cruel sarcastic bastard; basically a Maths teacher. During the course taken by this bastard, I’ve learned that dropping one’s standards isn’t the end of the world even though it feels that way. These days, I’m satisfied with anything above a 1(not SBD).

So that’s how my week’s been and though #comedyopenmic is not the place to bring your actual issues to, I do it anyways knowing there’s going to be loonies clowning and making me feel less shitty about myself. I also suggest @bhoa and @gamsam try at least one therapy session and see how it goes.