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Thank you @berniesanders for your early support of PlankTown also. Much appreciated. @thebugiq

Thanks for the endorsement and well placed may I add. Obviously I’m a little bias. But really the comedy quality is in a continuous improvement we got people joining steem it specifically for it. And as we speak they’re making reddit account to attract more people into steem it. There’s a huge non-stop effort being created to add new comedians in and make sure they deliver. They also care at personal note. @idikuci for example, has been so attentive with everyone that the moment I was slowing my posts due to IRL stuff he noticed and helped me both in listening AND the man wired me 160SBD so I fix those things and work on my comedy showing me belief and support I’ve never seen before even from my own family. @dj123 has been attentive and helping me securing my account and also gave out some money. I could even talk about @diebitch and @take5 and how helpful they are in making sure I don’t miss out on opportunities or not have the fact that English being my second language hold me back. I could go on and on but the main point is COM is a community before all a very close community that is aimed at helping each other reaching their full potential. Honestly this post has made my day because of how many little guys will be benefiting from this. So thanks for this.

Our COMmunity works everyday on providing and supporting original comedy contents and were even starting a new #comedyschool aimed to help starting comedians improve their sets and make a living. So for that I say thanks. On behalf of everyone at COM and whoever is joining us next.

And more!

On joining Steemit, i almost got deaf with the screaming of the word: commmunities! Never understoood what it meant till i jammed #comedyopenmic and the people who ran it.

Jesus, it might seem joky, but who taught me the act of upvoting others more than myself? ComedyOpenMic!

Who taught me how to engage in other people's contents without giving a flying fuck about if they throw you some upvotes or not? ComedyOpenMic!

It all seem like a band of jokers, shitting around steem blockchain, truth is if you still struggling to read up Steemit's whitepaper, quit and follow up #comedyopenmic instead. They represent the very point Ned's been trying to make.

Communities

Engagement

Fun

And of course, rewards!

😂😂

I am new to steemit and still trying to figure this out. I clicked on this link because I love comedy. Is there anyway to watch comedy videos or anything like that? I'm still not sure what all this is about. I don't completely understand it yet but I'm sure I will in time

Steemit is a site that allows blogs. Comedy Open Mic is a contest for comedy. If you want to see the entries and laugh a lot click on the link below

#comedyopenmic

Love this Sir @berniesanders ... Because I love the group at #ComedyOpenMIC ... We have been working on some applications to help with the contests. Any devs will be more then welcomed!!!!

Make sure y'all come check out the #ComedyOpenMIC discord server!!

https://discord.gg/9f3TWTr


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They are an amazing project and certainly deserve every support they can get! And don't forget @travelfeed as well ;)

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Give them a fellow. fagticipate on there contest.
Spawn more of them.

in the end, a butt-shake from Paco the Taco.

Ohhhh!!!!... That wasn't a typo bwahahah, I have to revoke my upvote then re upvote!!

@buttcoins That user name though, love it... Lmfao

yeah, we like the butt.

Submitted my first entry to openmic 10 today. We need more laughs in this world, happy to support them.

you made me spill my tea Muxxy. you've got the genes. keep ém coming!

:-D

Plotting my next one.

wifey will be so pissed. who cares? keep em coming!

Haha

w00t!!!! Thanks for joining us at #ComedyOpenMIC @gmuxx !! Love your mentality.

Much appreciated. It's a fun group. More importantly, they're working hard to make it happen.

Just be careful if one of them needs a place to sleep. They'll never leave. And you will never get the stains out.

Hey, In my defence, your cat was giving me "sexy eyes" all night

Stop slandering my family

Jesus louise's...

Artakush plays cat-sack in the bush...

its funny how you've done away with normal parlance. Maybe you could start the posts with - "plebs " or simply "obey".

today is Sunday. maybe Jehovah Witnesses got to uncle B.

He's your uncle? Cool!

Technically he's everyone's "Uncle"...

It's cos when you come home early from school your mum introduces you to "uncle" Bernie

Well great! You can never have too many uncles :) Also does this make @haejin an uncle fucker?

It means your uncle is a haejin fucker

If you love poetry about constipated dogs with bad shroom problems and need some solid life advice (like how to talk to women) I'd strongly recommend giving @comedyopenmic a visit.

Just make sure you don't leave your browser open on https://steemit.com/trending/comedyopenmic overnight or you'll get one of these:

Oh My, so many winners here

https://steemit.com/funny/@sisygoboom/how-to-succeed-on-tinder---comedy-open-mic-round-6
Sorry too old to upvote... Only laughs now.

Reasons to support/participate in @comedyopenmic contests:

  1. Reading #comedyopenmic entries is fun.
  2. Writing an entry of your own is even more fun!
  3. Living dangerously by testing which whales will ignore you satirising them will add excitement to your otherwise drab existence, and get you more upvotes and praise than simply venting your spleen about how shit the system is. Disclaimer: I'm not kidding about living dangerously - hefty flags have definitely been given on the basis of not being able to take a joke. ( I know @berniesanders knows this - but some newbies reading this might not)
  4. Retention: I'm pretty sure the only thing stopping my despair (at the tire-fire of self-voting and thousands of accounts paying bidbots to upvote their inane comments) from driving me to leave steemit for a life as an off-the-grid, vegan-friendly, dog clothing salesman is my involvement in these contests and hanging out with the other malcontents in their discord channel.

Thanks for supporting a group with a great value of comedy and laugh. Being a part of it makes me smile everytime I come around!

Artakush preps his comedy stand up in the bush...

as long as you do it naked. nature loves art.

Art loves naked!

Artakush strips down in the bush...

get the comics written tho before touching yourself.

This is an amazing group! Its awesome to bring laughs and and humor to steemit!!

I knew, I knew you from somewhere...

Mr Jester Sir

I hide from time to time!

Behind a great contest, there are always people working to make things happen and COM is no exception.

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Thanks Bernie for what you've done to help us !

We have been working on marketing COM on reddit and twitter. Our last week's jester joined from reddit solely to participate in our contest.

Here are some other great entries:

https://steemit.com/fiction/@gmuxx/sir-muxxy-rides-again
https://steemit.com/tinfoilraps/@nobyeni/tinfoilhat-rhapsody-by-philoqueen
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@samueldouglas/the-ballad-of-jerry-banfield-comedy-open-mic-round-9

Thanks for your support!

Quiero aprovechar este post para comentar las experiencias que he tenido en COM y quiero hacerlo en mi idioma... soy Venezolano y para nosotros los venezolanos el humor es algo que hacemos fácil, hace un tiempo me tropecé con este concurso y realicé una entrada en la primera ronda, recuerdo que @dj123 y @idikuci comentaron esa primera publicación que el concurso solo duraría 4 rondas y hoy ya vamos por la ronda 10, me alegra grandemente el crecimiento que ha tenido COM y me siento orgulloso de ser parte de todo esto, realmente me he sentido apoyado y escuchado en esta comunidad, los locos apoyan a los locos xD ... antes de conocer COM mi vida literalmente era un caos, pasaba mucha hambre, sin ningún tipo de apoyo para salir adelante. Realmente COM me ha salvado la vida y no solamente eso también me ha dado la oportunidad de proyectarme como comediante y expresar mis ideas cada semana con cada ronda... para nadie es un secreto que en mi país se vive un ambiente post apocalíptico y gracias al apoyo de COM las cosas son mas suaves y llevaderas... así que gracias a todos por apoyarme cada semana y ayudarme a crecer... asi que ¿necesitas más pruebas para ver que COM es la mejor comunidad de Steem? ... @betavirosis y yo (@jonsnoww) enviamos nuestras inmensas gratitudes desde venezuela...

From Google Translate in case you're like me and only speak non-spanish lanuages.

I want to take this post to comment on the experiences I have had in COM and I want to do it in my language ... I am Venezuelan and for us Venezuelans humor is something that we make easy, a while ago I stumbled upon this contest and made an entry in the first round, I remember that @dj123 and @idikuci commented that first publication that the contest would only last 4 rounds and today we are going through round 10, I am very happy with the growth that COM has had and I am proud to be part of all this , I really felt supported and heard in this community, the crazy people support the crazy xD ... before knowing COM my life was literally a chaos, I was very hungry, without any support to get ahead. COM really has saved my life and not only that, it has also given me the opportunity to project myself as a comedian and express my ideas every week with each round ... for nobody is a secret that in my country there is a post-apocalyptic atmosphere and thanks to the support of COM things are softer and easier ... so thank you all for supporting me every week and helping me grow ... so do you need more proof to see that COM is the best Steem community? ... @betavirosis and I (@jonsnoww) send our immense gratitude from Venezuela

Jon is a really funny guy btw, for those of you struggling with getting any action, I can thoroguhly reccomend his sexual advice

Inclúyanme en este agradecimiento, para mi COM y COME fueron la luz al final del camino. Gracias, una vez más. Por cierto, yo tambien tengo dos semnas comiendo mejor, pude comprar las posturitas de gallina!!!

jejejeje... Siempre hay una luz al final del camino.

COM all the wayyyyyy..

to the moon, dragging steem.

So they host comedy contests? Can I freely choose what kind of post I want to make to participate (text,video,audio,picture)? I definitely like how their posts specifically state that they want people to upvote everyone involved (contestants, judges, etc). That's what really encourages a flourishing community surrounding the event/contests.

Yep, all mediums are accepted (as long as it's funny!) - you just have to get past the psychopath vibe some of the judges give off and you're all set!

Lol! Thanks!

Uncle @berniesanders I have followed @comedyopenmic. Now how can I make my entry?

Or don't you think I'm funny enough? I can crack a soldier up even on a battle field.

Hey @giving-girl thanks for the follow as well. I believe there is a list of what you need to do here by @ComedyOpenMic or just go to the page steemit.com/@ComedyOpenMic ... Can't wait to see what you got!

Done @berniesanders Showing some love......

Thank you. We like love.

That's the only way it's supposed to be...... @idikuci

Need more laughs in life. I will check them out tonight!

Fuck that. Do it now. Like right now.

Are you there yet? I don't see an upvote on my post by you.

Nobody fucking listens to me.

Clearly you need to be louder.

I try, but my capslock button is broken and nobody will sell me a new computer for $130 worth of Steem.

Fucking Staples assholes.

I just got to learn about comedyopenmic, this is going to be a good opportunity for me.

Thanks

that's the spirit. Naija no dey carry last!

...and a (hefty) delegation too

Seriously, thanks for this. I'm glad you're taking this up.

Blessings

OK. I go immediately to the proposal
I wish though that supports everyone's like you :)
You support talent! maybe one day you stop by my page. maybe there are things you might like

joining the band is a good way to start. show us some funnies Arty.

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😊👏👌

now it's real great seeing you supporting @comedyopenmic.. The fast rising comedy arena on steemit

dragging steem by the ass, to the moon!

Right on it

Holy fuck @berniesanders. Congrats on going up to -16. That's huge. Here, have half a penny from me.

When you're done spending that, get back to me. My voting strength should be back up over 80% by then.

I will be very happy to follow them. I really want to laugh over here.
Thank God the price of steem is not falling again. I need to be happy with comedy

Check out the tag #comedyopenmic, lots of comedy there to make you laugh already.

lol, life is funny regardless... pain is usually the funniest. But lets all heal together (weird quote lol)

I'm done. I've just followed them. Thanks for informing me

Wow I can't hesitate to follow them if so☺

Let me go and find out about comedyopenmic.

Right now, I don't think there is a blog that's worths my devoted time like @comedyopenmic

Am a lover of jokes a comedies and am gonna make that blog my home here on steemit.

Enter our contest, have some fun with us :)

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The blog @comedyopenmic is already hot.

Thanks for sharing. This is a good initiative. I'm following them now.

wow, comedy mic, that sounds interesting, let me go and check it out. even from the name i know it will be fun there.

Kikikkikikikikiki ready to laff off my data subscription. Hehehe especially now that my boss bernie is supporting the mic.

Okay.... Let's go there!!

Very nice...contest sounds cool:) will give it a trail...yayyy!!! Going to be fun:)

Community #comedyopenmic always share laughter and happy.
Many SBD are distributed.
I have joined in #comedyopenmic

Followed them. We need more laughter here in Steemit and the world :)

Absolutely. Even better, join the contest and put more laughter into the world. Help us make the world a little bit happier.

Thank you. I will surely join if I come up with something. :)

Are you for real???? I can't wait to be cracked up!

@comedyopenmic welcome your new follower.

Check out the tag there's a lot of entries there already.

#comedyopenmic

Sure let's all go show them some support

they are doing a good job.

If only i could undertand spanish xD

We have Spanish and English contests running in parallel.

We're up to Round 10 with #comedyopenmic and Round 2 with #comedyopenmicespanol

I'm new here on steemit but I do love comedy so I think I should follow them.
Thanks for the info

If you love comedy, then you should see when my cat jumps off the top of the kitty condo onto my balls.

My wife tells me it's the funniest thing she's ever seen.

Hold your cell phone strong. The laugh is endless

So after following them, will we enjoy their comedies?

Absolutely. There are so many comedies. I nearly shat myself once. Luckily it was just gas, but it came close.

Nope, it was definitely shit. I told you not to drink in the morning.

Now go clean yourself up; you have a contest to run.

Are their commedies funny enough?
Anyways I will check them out

A trial will convince you. Check out their blog now.

You will laugh off your cell phone

These are the winners for the latest round

If you aren't convinced it's funny enough then enter the contest and give it your best. The 45SBD prize for Jester is up for grabs.

Wawoooo really appreciated this group @berniesanders, almost our family like to fun and spreading the smiles on our faces... Nice post

It will be more funny to me. Now i go to @comedyopenmic.

Awesome post. Thanks @koh for telling me about the discord group and the great contests!

Pls would love to join the discord channel and have more fun there. @Comedyopenmic all the way

Cool and thanks for the invite @thankgodikkc

Haha if Bernie recommends then it's super funExtra . See me there ASAP.

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Wow @berniesanders you continue to amaze me. You are absolutely doing the best thing for steemit, in my opinion, by posting this and delegating to @comedyopenmic! Your support is greatly appreciated! As a token of my appreciation, you've gotten my witness vote! I don't know how much weight my witness vote has but you deserve it! You and roelandp are my first witness votes on steemit. I treasure my witness votes and had decided to be serious about it! Laughter is so important in everyones life, and the internet craves it. I remember nominating you to participate a few weeks back. Your meme with my little pony was hilarious so I would still love to see an entry from you some day :P After being a strong supporter of @comedyopenmic since the start, it is a dream of mine to see people saying that Steemit is the birthplace of comedy / memes etc simply because that alone will bring the masses and drive up the value. This is what Steemit needs! (Amongst other things!) and only good will come of it so I have to personally thank you! We've been dropping hints at you for a bit and I am happy to see this. You've made my day week month. (and beyond) by putting @comedyopenmic in the spotlight. We also have the contest en español so be sure to tell your spanish friends about it if you know any or support any sort of spanish communities! Spread the word!

This is great.
@comedyopenmic is making wave already. I really commend the brains behind it and also kudos to all the supporters.
COM all the way

Comedyopenmic, its organisers, judges, sponsors, participants and anyone standing near them are the coolest people on Steemit. I think every Steemian should try to enter #comedyopenmic because it is hard to understand why this community is so special until you join in the fun!

You can never lose with this community, you will meet wonderful people, have great laughs and have a reason to open your steemit account ;)

they say laughter is the best medicine comedians are doing the best job in the society they are relaxing the society who are all going through this stress

Year Bernie, now this is something you and I can both agree on, it’s nice for a change. Feel free to join in on the fun as well, lots of knee slapped some in this group, you might even crack a smile for a change

¡HOLAAA! Quería aprovechar la oportunidad para agradecerle al equipo de @comedyopenmic por haber creado el concurso, aunque fuese en inglés y ya después haber aprobado el mismo concurso pero esta vez a los hispanohablantes. De verdad me alegra mucho participar por primera vez en un concurso de comedia y quedar ganador. Soy venezolano, y el humor es nuestro pan de día a día. También estudio teatro y me especializo en la comedia, así que esta fue una de mis mayores experiencias. Gracias una vez más por darle la oportunidad al español, poco a poco iremos creciendo aún más, y serán tantas entradas que tendrán que abrir más puestos para ganadores.
Qué orgullo y que bueno ser pionero en el concurso de español, los ayudaré en todo lo que pueda, difundiré este concurso para verlo crecer.
¡Sería mi mayor placer!
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Well done! Nice post!
Please follow my movie project: STAY CALM!
Thanks!
https://steemit.com/movie/@dappo/making-of-stay-calm-movie

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Oh yeah!

i'm pup

was going to upvote you but i see you forgot to follow to poster's instructions to follow @comedyopenmic, i'll come back later to check ;)

just follow me ,i will follow you...

Shoutout for the headsup Mr @berniesanders

@COMEDYOPENMIC contest is one of a kind. I really enjoy my funny moments and experience to make steemians laugh . And encouraging friends to join this contest that is so really fun and you will enjoy!

ya

another non instruction follower:

step 1. look for @comedyopenmic
step 2. click on @comedyopenmic
step 3. click follow @comedyopenmic

step 4. go read Round10 and make an entry and win Steem, SBD, Upvotes, New Followers, Prestige, and GLORY!

...ahem...ok i'll be back later to check

Awesome Post.

Is like DMania where you can post memes or funny post?

its great.. I luv commedy I always support that

Something like stand-up ? Cool :)

Make a comedy contest, excellent initiative.

An inspiration in doing things that can give a positive thing, many things can be done but often people do not know and do not want to know, thanks @berniesanders, this becomes a very meaningful view for myself to continue to do for the sake of creating a change.



we will be the winners

I wish if i could join you in the contest.But i am not a comedian but i love them because they hide their sorrow to give us laugh..

OH wow comedian in in steemit nice. Steemit is realy making everything happen. Will surely give them a follow and lets see if participate :D

Yea comedyopen is a great initiative.

They are a stunning venture and surely merit each help they can get! What's more, bear in mind @travelfeed too. A debt of gratitude is in order for going along with us

Hi nice article.....Keep writing that's like article and let's help each other also checkout my post click here

Sounds exciting, I will be looking forward to this, I hope I can participate too!

Oh I check they are already in their 10th round and the prizes are huge. Now I really wish to participate.

Please do. The more the merrier. We're always happy to take more entries.

Good job. But I didn't understand anything..............lol

I love the idea of this comedyopenmic contest and would enjoy followng and participating in the group . Although, I have been a serious indiviual all my life, that really need to find that side of me with laughter, happiness and learning how to make others laugh in a skillfull way.

Thank you

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OKAY I have one
A guy ask a hooker "Do you take BTC?"
The hooker " No because it's going more up and down then me"

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nice, if indonesia name standup comedy, and very much in comedy like this is a lot of devotees, and there is also a talent search event, specially standup comedy

Sad think it is not in English :(

Challenge, where you can win up to 100s $SD!
If you want to, you can try it here:
https://steemit.com/contest/@guessandgain/guess-and-gain-7-3-day-win-usd

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It is in english and spanish. If you scroll a little you will see it.

Totally agree with this post...Help and support each other and the world as a whole--a better place...
creative job @berniesanders, thank you for sharing

Hey @berniesanders I noticed a up and coming Crypto company joined Steemit.. maybe you could help spread the word.. They are giving away free BRD tokens right now in a airdrop too..

https://steemit.com/crypto/@breadapp/brd-comes-to-steemit

This is a great post.I like it very much.I wish your good luck.So i gave you $0.01 because this post attract me much and I love this group#comedyopenmic.

@berniesanders i just click on post to readout about what's comedy inside. because i love comedy. comedian give hope for forget about everything when you are in tension.

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I'm doing it and now i'm a Curator on it. Thanks @berniesanders

I love comedies and i never get enough of good once.

I will follow.

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even your avatar cant wait

Hahahahah the avatar can't help but laugh itself to stupor.

That's exactly how I laugh when I need to get over some pains and it really do work.

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If your erection and/or smile lasts longer than 4 hours, Please see a professional.

in my opinion.postingan you are very cool and good, in addition tu useful for me and for all colleagues steemit.dan hopefully your post will be better again amiin thanks for the postingannya.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

We also take video entries. Stand Up, skits, improv. Let your imagination run wild.

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

Leaving comments asking for votes, follows, or other self promotional messages could be seen as spam.

Your Reputation Could be a Tasty Snack with the Wrong Comment!

Thank You! ⚜

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