The Penis Fly Trap - My Entry into Round #16 of @comedyopenmic

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago 

Yo yo my steemies, wattup?


Tonight's vlog is my entry into Round #16 of @comedyopenmic

Because you gotta get the most out of ya props, right? ;)

I hope you get a good laugh.

Because I know that these guys share the same community spirit, and won't let me down, as per the rules, I nominate @whatamidoing and @reseller


Peace.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Since you're a xenobiologist, maybe you can explain how a penis fly trap came to reside in the top drawer of my bedroom dresser. Are they mobile? Can they float on the spring breeze like pollen and then grow inside bedroom furniture? My wife wants to know, and I'd better come up with something good.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Yes sir, you may set your wife's mind at ease. They are sensitive to sound, and have been known to detach themselves from the plant, and crawl, inch worm style, towards harmonic sounds, especially those having sexual innuendo type lyrics.
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      ·  6 years ago 

    hahaha :D this might be the weirdest joke I have seen today!

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Only today? :)
    Thanks for stopping by :)
    Peace.

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        ·  6 years ago 

      This was great. I hope your neighbors got a video of you doing this.

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        ·  6 years ago 

      Maybe i should ask them?
      I could use it for round 17 :)
      Peace.

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          ·  6 years ago 

        @bobaphet you are one crazy man i love ur work man i cant wait for the day you become some big time steemian and ill proud to tell people i got to know you when you were new on steemit lol

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Haha thanks man. You too.
        I see you got a jerrybanfield upvote recently :) Gz.
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            ·  6 years ago 

          I'm rolling on the floor laughing the whole video begging for mercy and then you finish me with "reach around to the back and take your wallet", you're a comedy god, keeping that cautious tone with a straight face while exhibiting the nasty flower shows the true artistic talent. I bet Bear Grylls ate plenty of that! LMAO

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Thanks you for your ongoing support and kind words.
          I'm glad you got a laugh :)
          Got any new sweet beats coming ?
          Peace.

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Just recently got a second place in Steemit Openmic with @silentscreamer: https://steemit.com/openmic/@silentscreamer/5pcpxakt

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            ·  6 years ago 

          To the moon?
          Peace.

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Pushing the envelop Bob. And I love it :) Very original . Just hope the neighbors were not peaking out from the blinds ;)

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Haha, if they were, I'll keep an eye out for the for sale sign.
          It took me about 40 min to get that arrangement right, finally using/inserting, a coat hanger, to get it to stand erect.
          Peace.

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Do they have teeth?

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Yes sir, but not there.
          Peace.

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              ·  6 years ago 

            I feel bad for clicking the video. All I read was, The Penis Fly Trap, and clicked, don't cared from who, nor did I read the rest of the title. But I'm not disappointed.

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              ·  6 years ago 

            Haha, expect the unexpected :)
            Peace.

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                ·  6 years ago 

              Nice one Bob.

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                ·  6 years ago 

              Thanks,
              Peace.

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                Hahahaha OMG so silly buy so epic at the same time! Very creative

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                Thanks, glad you enjoyed.
                Peace.

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                    ·  6 years ago 

                  There are alot of those penis fly traps over here in Asia... But they look very different over here!

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                    ·  6 years ago 

                  They can take many appearances :)
                  Peace.

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                      ·  6 years ago 

                    You really put yourself at great risk to make this video.

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                      ·  6 years ago 

                    All part of the job :)
                    Peace.

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                        ·  6 years ago 

                      I like your commitment to the bit..

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                          ·  6 years ago 

                        Thanks.
                        Peace.

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