123465 — Comedy Open Mic Round 12

in comedyopenmic •  7 years ago 

OMG I'm so excited!


It's going to happen!

Soon! So soon!

And I can't wait to find out where it happens!

Who knows where it will happen!

Maybe it will happen on this road:

road1.jpg

Did it happen? Did it??

Oh. No, it didn't happen.

Oh well. That's okay.

I shouldn't have been driving on that road anyway.

What the hell was I thinking,

driving a car on a snowmobile track like that!

What a great way to get stuck! LOL!

OK. OK! Maybe it will happen on THIS road:

road2.jpg

Nope.

Nope.

It didn't happen on THAT road, either.

Shucks!

OK. No matter. It's OK.

Alright. Now here's a road where I'm pretty sure it's going to happen!

It's just got to happen on this road right here:

road3.jpg

No. Dammit.

It didn't happen on that road, either.

Doesn't look like that road gets much traffic anyway (not counting the plows of course LOL),

so I'm kinda glad it didn't happen there,

because there wouldn't have been anyone around to party with.

This next road is definitely going to be THE road (where it happens):

road4.jpg

No.

No.

No,

No,

NO.

We're getting close but still NO.

That was not THE road where it happens, apparently.

P.S. Who goes 20mph in the backcountry? Not Brandt, that's for fuckin sure. The devil don't go no 20mph, neither, and that's for fuckin sure, too.

THIS IS IT

road5.jpg

THAT WASN'T IT

BUT THIS IS

road6.jpg

THAT WASN'T IT, neither,

BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT —

DAMMIT.jpg

DAMMIT

Dammit dammit DAMMIT.

It HAPPENED and I MISSED IT and now I have to go buy a NEW CAR or figure out how to reset this GODDAMN ODOMETER because 123465 ≠ 123456,

God DAMMIT

OMG. I nominate @123465 and @123456 for the next round of @comedyopenmic. Are those even real Steemit accounts? I feel like I forgot to do something here. Did I forget to do something for @comedyopenmic? I'm pretty sure I forgot SOMETHING. What did I forget? OMG

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Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I’m a marketing copywriter. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, running, hiking, breathing, numbers, numbers, goddamn numbers, goddamn fucking NUMBERS, GodDAMMIT, etc., then you and I have a lot in common. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    You funny man! I usually miss them all together! Hey thanks for the phat like there!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      lol! You're welcome!

      Hey, I don't suppose you happen to have an extra odometer lying around with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 on it, in that order … do you?

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          ·  7 years ago 

        I know I did once! but now i cant find it!

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Haha! I used to always try and match a particular set of numbers to my odometer. Alas, I always miss it! Damn that rule of keeping my eyes on the road at all times. Next time, when it's close, I'll be sure to keep my eyes on the odometer.

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Good idea. I wish I had kept my eyes on the odometer, but alas, I instead chose to focus on the task at hand, which was to safely operate my motor vehicle between my apartment and the grocery store.

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                ·  7 years ago 

              I was getting all excited:

              What is it?

              What's gonna happen?

              What will it be?

              So, did it happen? Hello? You still there?

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                It happened! But I missed it! Do you know how to reset odometers?

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                Don't you just hate it when that happens? Don't you just press the little knob thingie to reset it? Not sure, I'm not very technical. I read manuals for everything.

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                    ·  7 years ago 

                  I'm not sure if there's a little knob thingie. I'll have to check. I'm not very good at pressing little knob thingies so I might have to take it to the mechanic.

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                    ·  7 years ago 

                  Good luck. Hope you have a good mechanic who won't trick you. If they ask to put lubricant in your signal light, just run out of there....well, drive, don't leave your car with them.

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                      ·  7 years ago 

                    I think my vehicle just did the same thing. Breakdown on a mountaintop, I mean.

                    You pretty much did everything right.

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                        ·  7 years ago 

                      Just keep your eye on the odometer, you'll be fine!

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                          ·  7 years ago 

                        New car for sure. Just jack up the ass end like in Ferris Bueller.

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                            ·  7 years ago 

                          I'm on it. Can you spare $15,000?

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                              ·  7 years ago 

                            Only if you accept monopoly money.

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                                ·  7 years ago 

                              I accept.

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                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                hahaha I was like crazy waiting for what was going to happen ..... I loved the suspense and your post.

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                                    ·  7 years ago 

                                  I'm glad you enjoyed it! 🙂 Is your odometer below 123,456 miles? If so, can I have your car?

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