Comedy Open Mic #32
Another episode of domesDICKS here. A little father and son bonding time.
I nominate @maneki-neko and @kevinli
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MOZZIE HUNT --- domesDICKS
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Haha, you guys are hilarious. I love the part where your son goes, "I thought you're a hunter".
I know a lady who loves to kill mosquitoes so she'll sit there really still and let the mosquitoes land on her arms and legs so she can get a couple with one slap.
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it is so gratifying to kill a mosquito. especially if there is blood splat with the kill... as it means they had gotten your blood and you have had your revenge. unless ofcourse the mosquito has already given you malaria or Zika...then..even in death they have won
yeah... he is so funny these days... he really loves being in the videos. his sis always comes and steals the show...so i have done a few projects without his sis around and he really shines. Obviously it is this my kid is so cute syndrome....but every line he says in this cracks me up.
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You're right. It's not as satisfying when you slap them and nothing, no blood, no splat.
Both your kids are cute and very natural on camera. It's nice that they both get their chances to shine.
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This works:
Let them land on your forearm and bite.
Then tense up your muscles, real tight. Then they cant pull their sucker out, it's fun watching them struggle as they try.... right up to the point where they explode from the pressure of your blood, when they cant release :)
Peace.
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You must have a lot tighter forearms than I do.
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bobaphet has cannons... he uses his wrists a lot and he is ambidextrous
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Oh My Gina Bot.. Incredible!
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yes your Gina bot has been looking rather inflamed lately. Its all about soothing creams!
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Funny. For sure. Upvoted.
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thanks, im glad you enjoyed
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Beautifully done brother, you guys are hilarious as @take5 said, but I can't think of a more appropriate word that would convey the thought, so I hope he doesn't mind me stealing words from him.
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yeah... the little guy was so good in this one. that perfect mix of sweetness and being cheeky
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yes, I really enjoyed that one, he is a charm.
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You kill me man, you kill me.
Peace.
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oh no. ill stop killing you... i dont want my boba to die
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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😂 Daddy says I'm bait! What will you be hunting next week?
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next week we cover the kids in honey and go looking for red ants
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Next week we cover
The kids in honey and go
Looking for red ants
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I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
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Lmao!
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Hi buttcoins,
Thank your post in the #comedyopenmic tag.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I was trying to figure out what mozzies were in another post and you have taught me, so thank you!
I thought you had hit him so hard when slapping mosquitos that you knocked him down.
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Oh VL !
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not sure what that means. but thanks
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Excellent work
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Why thank you
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OK i think everything is getting back on track, on a reply to one of your comments I gave out my discord number, I dont know how to reach ya though we need to have a tiny talk on there when you are able to
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