Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 14 - Winners Post

comedyopenmic (65) in comedyopenmic • 7 years ago (edited)

Every week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. In fact, this week, a mud fight almost broke out between the lady judges but in the end, they decided it will be more fun to throw the mud at @dj123 instead. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the collective word for judges) of judges brawling, by all means, stop to take photos. Thank you to all the contestants who put in entries in round 14, we hope you had as much fun creating the entries as we did laughing at the great posts. Every week we get new people joining and the bigger we grow the better it becomes, so go out and tell your friends. As we grow bigger, we will increase the rewards.

_{Thank you to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us}

People's Champion – 1 SBD

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This week Linnyplant Rose to the occasion and said what was on everyone's minds. This week's People's Champion is:

@linnyplant:
Rewriting Titanic’s Ending - ComedyOpenMic Round 14

Court Jester - 45SBD

Nominations for Court jester this week were:

For once, the judges’ decisions were unanimous, all agreeing on the one entry that made them laugh the HARDest.

The ComedyOpenMic Court Jester for round 14 is:

@carlgnash: The Ballad of Jack and Bobby - Original Song - PROBABLY NSFW - Comedy Open Mic Round 14

Punchy's Top 10 list - 40 SBD (4 SBD each)

The top 10 in order or preference are:

Lucky Door Prize - 10SBD (2SBD each)

The lucky door prize this week goes to 5 lucky contestants who have great promise.
Lucky door prize winners:

Bonus Prizes – 9SBD (1SBD each)

Best Video Award (5SBD Each)

Our Video Judge @carlgnash has spoken; this week's winning videos, in no particular order:

Other Honorable Mentions:

If you guys would like to come along and say "Hi" to the judges or get tips on improving or just chat with other contestants we have opened up a ComedyOpenMic discord channel. Don't be shy, come say "hi".

Round 15 is now under way so remember to put in your entries, upvote our contestants and share the laughs all over steemit and beyond!!

Over 14 weeks we have managed to give away 951.01 SBD and 270 Steem (current value of >$2,650USD, at time of posting). So don't forget to keep upvoting @comedyopenmic when you see it. The more upvotes we get, the more we will give away.

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

i had two buckets of mud and two ladies ready to rumble......it was so close to happening...almost daemit!

comedyopenmic (65) · 7 years ago

next timee keep a ladle on stand by just in case.

mineopoly (64) · 7 years ago

I'm thankful to have the opportunity to continue comedyopenmic each week. I'm really thankful for the judges who put in their time to curate all these posts.

Each week it gets more and more difficult to decide who will win. This just means our contestants are getting even more funny. I believe everyone who entered is a winner.

By the way I found the judges in the barrel on Saturday night. They look very calm. I think this is after @take5 bought them all drinks. They deserved it.

I expect this week to be an even bigger fiasco but honestly I have no idea what to do.

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

lol we need one that can fit 8 judges now

comedyopenmic (65) · 7 years ago

it's ok, you can sit on someone's lap.

profanereviews (56) · 7 years ago

I think it is us that should be buying @take5 drinks. A lot of them.

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

I'll take 5, thank you.

take5 (58) · 7 years ago (edited)

Hey @mineopoly, I left you a message in discord. Check it out and let me know whether you're up for judging. Thanks

beeyou (59) · 7 years ago

Hey @mineopoly. You’re moving up the food chain! Congrats on being up there. 🙂

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mineopoly (64) · 7 years ago

Thanks @beeyou. I've been there once before and don't except to get much higher than this. How are you doing?

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amirtheawesome1 (61) · 7 years ago

Congratulations to all the winners, and a big thank you to all participants!

carlgnash (69) · 7 years ago (edited)

Woweee!! Unanimous Jester! Shout out to @amirtheawesome1 for the sweet, touching lyrics. Y'all are never going to get me to shut up about penis now :) I love everyone involved in Comedy Open Mic - this is the most fun I have had with a Steem community yet :) - Jester Gnashster

disguarpe (61) · 7 years ago

Congratulations to the winners and follow the successes

mourningnoodles (51) · 7 years ago

Mega thank you for the honor! I love this place!

doomsdaychassis (63) · 7 years ago

Congrats to everyone. Now that i know the secret to success is singing into a dildo , i just have to learn how to sing. :)

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

you can also use an eggplant

doomsdaychassis (63) · 7 years ago

It is going to be hard to sing with my mouth watering though.
lol

beeyou (59) · 7 years ago

Oh please do not do so. I don’t want that scene stamped into my brain.

doomsdaychassis (63) · 7 years ago

=======D

:)

maverickinvictus (64) · 7 years ago

Congratulations to all the winners and very well deserved and the entries have all been funny and witty and at times disturbing.

I went for disturbing and a few of the judges retinas are never the same after that hahahaha so it was all worth it!!

I have grown to love and appreciate the humor of my fellow COMs until we start throwing ape poo hahaha

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

haha...we're all glad to have you in this insane community, the more the madness, the madder the mayhem!

beeyou (59) · 7 years ago

Hey Mave, happy to see you here. Didn’t know you hang out for the COM crew now.

maverickinvictus (64) · 7 years ago

Hey Beeyou yes it has been my 2nd entry and it has been fun so far but it seems I have injured several judges with my last entry haha.

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beograd (50) · 7 years ago (edited)

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holybranches (60) · 7 years ago

i called it first. steem blockchain is my witness.

beograd (50) · 7 years ago (edited)

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

yeah, that pretty much confirms it, i think you finally found your community

beograd (50) · 7 years ago (edited)

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mourningnoodles (51) · 7 years ago

Na, just enter again. Two entries per person and you must nominate two others per entry.

beograd (50) · 7 years ago (edited)

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hippie-witha-gun (62) · 7 years ago

Nobody liked my stand up grand finale??? sigh

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

just keep trying hippie, the quality and number of entries are going up, gotta keep raising the bar

....pss...or bribe the judges with bananas and strip-teases!

hippie-witha-gun (62) · 7 years ago

LOL I'm soon going to be uploading my entry for this weeks 15. I busted out the AR-15 this time going all out.

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bobaphet (69) · 7 years ago

Congrats to all the winners, thanks again to @comedyopenmic for making this available, and I am apreciative to have been invited as a guest judge for round #15. So if you think you're funny, let me help realine your expectancies :)
Peace.

jonsnoww (50) · 7 years ago

I'm in the lucky door!!! hahaha thanks Guys!!!!! for all support me xD . . i love you everyone!!!.. The winter is coming xD

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

you're also in Best Comedy Videos!

jonsnoww (50) · 7 years ago

hehehehehe yeaaah!!!!! jejejeje vegetables rules!!!

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doomsdaychassis (63) · 7 years ago

Congrats to everyone. Now that i know the secret to success is singing into a dildo , i just have to learn how to sing. :)

anouk.nox (70) · 7 years ago

Congratz to all the winners !!!

linnyplant (60) · 7 years ago

Congrats to all the winners! :)

take5 (58) · 7 years ago (edited)

Congratulations on people's champion, @linnyplant. Looking forward to another entry from you.

linnyplant (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

Thanks @take5! It’s been a fabulous experience, I’m glad I took part. :)

To anyone interested, @carrieallen and her husband @chisroberts acted out the script on their regular STEEMSTAR AFTER DARK comedy sketch show. They were hilariously talented and I was so flattered they brought the scene to life. You can watch the whole show via this link, or if you’re an impatient soul, you can skip to the 11 min mark. :) But the show is worth the watch, if only to see the talented couple in action and what they’re about. They’re always looking for funny scripts to feature on their show.

https://steemit.com/steemstarnetwork/@carrieallen/steemstar-after-dark-e5-show-archive-may-25-2018

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Thank you for the link, @linnyplant. I'm watching the whole thing now.

beeyou (59) · 7 years ago

Congrats on the titanic story @linnyplant. I love happy endings. 🙂

linnyplant (60) · 7 years ago

Oh, in that case I must follow you closely! I’m all about happy endings. :)

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raj808 (71) · 7 years ago

Both honored and proud to be one of the winners in @carlgnash video contest. I hoped that the post about the almighty Klein wasn't too blue... or pretentious 😉 Cheers for the giggles always @comedyopenmic. This really is the best contest on steemit.

belemo (72) · 7 years ago

Jesus would be proud of my entry

atikajayboy (49) · 7 years ago

Batman too would be proud of mine

belemo (72) · 7 years ago

But I'm batman

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belemo (72) · 7 years ago

I'm Batman

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samueldouglas (54) · 7 years ago

Jesus was way cool.

belemo (72) · 7 years ago

You have to smoke with him sometime

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holybranches (60) · 7 years ago

Congrats everyone. Big ups to this community. Let's keep stoking the embers while belemo strokes his bambers.

pechichemena (65) · 7 years ago

what a fun round! Happy to have been able to help ! And thank you for the laughs ! Throws bacon at the judges

take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Thank you for helping out, @pechichemena. Really appreciate your ~~bacon~~ help.

blewitt (72) · 7 years ago

THx @comedyopenmic for allowing me to participate. I’ll be back. Now that @carlgnash gave me the bug (not like that), I’ll be thinking of which ridiculous story to tell next. Congrats to all involved!!!

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

congrats blewitt, now go upvote COM fully, show some love back to the community so we can keep raising prizes and grow our disruptive community!

blewitt (72) · 7 years ago

I will be doing just that.

belemo (72) · 7 years ago

Don't worry. There's a whole room for his cock, we won't judge you

blewitt (72) · 7 years ago

Fine. I need to see a doctor....

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sonime (46) · 7 years ago

thanks comedyopenmic, my best contest so far.

pangoli (69) · 7 years ago

Congratulations to all the winners. Big electrifying hug?

groovatti (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks judges and congrats to @carlgnash and all the winners! The quality of the comedy keeps escalating, let's keep this party rolling!

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

you know it groovy!

ionlysaymeep (50) · 7 years ago

meep

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

hi meep, good to see you again!

ionlysaymeep (50) · 7 years ago

meep

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

meep to you too!

sayee (66) · 7 years ago

congrats to all the winners and especially to @mineopoly I am really thankful to him for encouraging me to attempt comedy in the midst of all this great talent. I am humbled

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jarin (43) · 7 years ago

it is a great contest..
I am also interested to this..

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

welcome to COM @jarin, it's an easy contest to entry, just post an original comedy, nominate 2 people anyone will do since you're new to Steemit, tag the post #comedyopenmic and Add this to the Title of your post "Comedy Open Mic Round 15":

Rules are here: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules

Round 15 Post: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-15

yohis (43) · 7 years ago

Hello! What can I do to enter the contest?

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holybranches (60) · 7 years ago

read the rules here: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/4pmdkb-comedy-open-mic-round-rules

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beggars (64) · 7 years ago

Congratulations to the winners, well-deserved.

@comedyopenmic who won the meme competition you ran a couple of weeks ago? Did I miss the announcement? https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@comedyopenmic/cz7oy-comedy-open-mic-meme-contest-sbd-and-upvote-give-away

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idikuci (61) · 7 years ago

Sorry, we do have winners just haven't had time to announce them yet. Will do so soon.

beggars (64) · 7 years ago

@idikuci completely understandable. My feed is so chaotic and noisy sometimes I feel like I miss out on announcements for things like this, so thought I would ask incase I just missed the announcement. LEGENDS.

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shucona (54) · 7 years ago

Most welcome @comedyopenmic
Wow really amazing funny.
I like this steemit.

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

hey @kretorkk... go upvote with your 0.003 SP, form some good Steemit habits, else i'll will flag you for spamming or worst go block every single one of your gentlebot upvotes