Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 19

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago  (edited)

Welcome to the 19th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here


Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 45SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 1 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
  • Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD
    • 3 of the best videos as selected by CarlGnash will get 5 SBD each. Click here for details

This week's prize pool 116SBD

Due to the Recent drop in Steem price and a drop in post payouts, we've had to drop the prizes to ensure we are to continue rewarding funny people


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

Thank you @ausbitbank, @richjr, @aaarif, @profanereviews, @mineopoly, @amirtheawesome1 who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 208SBD ,@ausbitbank - 150 Steem, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 28SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 6SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 8SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 0.337 SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.05 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD

Delegations

A big thank you to all those who added to our delegation pool this week.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @cemke - 100SP, @bitfiend - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 50SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @profanereviews - 50SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @nobyeni - 25SP, @fromthebeginning - 23SP, @belemo - 20SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 18 and the start of Round 19 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

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Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

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Very funny @mandarinaad!

Thanks for the support :)

Oh! i think his face is safe, just finger broke. haha

Hahaha 😂

This is my Entry to Comedy open mic Round # 19.

Post link:
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@aaarif/wiggle-of-ear-comedy-open-mic-round-19

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I learned how to wiggle my ears in second grade because a little boy I liked could do it! Are you sure only a small percentage of the population can do it???

i just got the percentage from google, if that information is right the Yes! @littlescribe

Comedyopenmic for president!

buhari will be pissed.

Another week of entertainment from around the world :)
Love it.
Peace.

This contest really brings happiness in the steemit community , thanks for such great project and contests...
Comedyopenmic you are real genius and wonderful person.,

Hello everyone. Here I present my First entry:
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Look at me, look at me. I'm excited

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I will participate on this contest and you will pay @comedyopnemic for stolen the Yoxi´s pornografic photos

This time i was thinking about nature, plants,animals, and living beings, the i realize i have to talk about the:

The Ant Man

Because he is bogusing me, on a bogused and blue room...may the cock army saves me?

Thanks for doing this @comedyopenmic! It took me a while to join in on the fun, but I'm glad I finally did it :)

My First entry

To continue participating in this 19th round, we keep growing!

Excellent... greetings for all conmunity.

With that entry, i can finally cut my ties with COM or POM(politics open mic) and their partial judgement system...
https://steemit.com/ulog/@sparrowbernard/ulog-04-the-power-of-connection-and-nepotism

COM is much more better then POM ;)

Comediopenmic, Great job friend Congratulations, This is joy for all the contestants

Here I am once again to bring you my second entry. I hope you have some fun.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@rinixmax/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-19-a-visit-to-the-urologist
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great post I gave you upvote and subscriptions if you want to do the same thank you 😉

@polism , do not ask for it, win it :)

😁😉

Adding mine here! Thanks, comedy people!

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