Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 35

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago  (edited)

Ghosts, Vampires, Headless Horsemen, Cyberpunk Zombies, Brains that want to take over the world

Welcome to a very special 35th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

This time we have a 10% bonus for Halloween themed posts

Some examples

Parodies of famous horror movies
Ordeals with your mother-in-law
The man who would not be scared
A human invades a ghost community and scares them..

Please read the contest rules here


Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges

Round 35 Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 35SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-5SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 30SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 3SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.

This week's prize pool 75SBD


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

Thank you @ausbitbank and @dandays who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@ausbitbank - 950 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @curie - 200 Steem, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 68 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 19.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 32SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD + 2 STEEM, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 7SBD + 5 STEEM, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 9SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 12SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 2SBD + 10 Steem, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @granolalight - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem, @sharanaithal - 1 SBD + 6 Steem, @sparrowbernard - 2 STEEM, @llfarms - 30SBD + 34.54 Steem, @lordbutterfly - 5SBD, @pechichemena - 25 Steem, @dandays - 2SBD

Delegations

A big thank you to all those who continue to support us with their delegations.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @buttcoins - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @holybranches - 150SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @profanereviews - 90SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 34 and the start of Round 35 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

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Round 35, a round of terror !!!!

Loving the Halloween theme. I shall get my hat of Doom on, saddle up the skeletal horse and lose my head for the next round 😉🤐😨👻☠💀

Headless porn stars also count?

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as long as it's scary

HAPPY ROUND OF FEAR..

Hola @comedyopenmic, esta es mi presentación para su entusiasta concurso
Un espanto en la biblioteca
Eran más de las seis de la tarde, cuando todos salieron de la Biblioteca, sólo quedaba el conservador de la colección de Libros y Manuscritos Raros, un hombre que por su apariencia parecía formar parte de la colección de objetos raros que se encontraban bajo su custodia.
Ya el vigilante estaba a punto de pagar todas las luces en señal de que la jornada laboral había terminado, cuando ese hombre de apariencia oscura y lúgubre se acercó al pasillo mirando hacia el ala izquierda y gritó aterrorizado
Entonces el vigilante corrió a ayudarlo y cuando le preguntó qué le había pasado, contestó:
Vi algo horrible, unos ojos muy pequeños me miraban y cuando me acerqué para identificarlo me tiró un líquido a la cara.
El guardia encendió las luces y respondió: "No te preocupes, es un murciélago que se orinó en tu cara.

Suerte para todos y muchas gracias a los jueces
@diebitch, @acolucky, @take5,@idikuci, @dollarsandsense, @amirtheawesome1, @profanereviews, @pechichemena, @ange.nkuru
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Great, I encourage you again to participate in the contest thanks for the support ... Regards

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