Comedy Open Mic - Round 11 - Winners Post

Every week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the collective word for judges) of judges brawling, by all means, stop to take photos. Thank you to all the contestants who put in entries in round 11, we hope you had as much fun creating the entries as we did laughing at the great posts. Every week we get new people joining and the bigger we grow the better it becomes, so go out and tell your friends. As we grow bigger, we will increase the rewards.

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People's Champion – 1SBD

This is a familiar face to us here at #comedyopenmic. Winny is like the guy your daughter brings home and you're unsure of, but somehow he's made this place his home... And now after months of freeloading, the place wouldn't be the same without him. @myndnow, we love you, but if you take this out once more back to back, I think we'll need to drop this to 0.01SBD just to give all the moms and dads the satisfaction of making you mow the lawn for hanging around our pretty girl.

@myndnow:
Is it THAT Bad? | DComedy #146

Court Jester - 45SBD

Nominations for Court jester this week were:

• @bobaphet: Beware The Steem Scam (My Entry into Comedy Open Mic Round # 11)
• @brandt: Comedy Open Mic Round 11 — A bot will upvote this post thereby disqualifying me from Comedy Open Mic Round 11

Both of these guys swept us away in stories of... Well we're not gonna spoil it for you, go read the stories and give some upvotes, well worth the detour we promise.

The ComedyOpenMic Court Jester for round eleven is:

@bobaphet:
Beware The Steem Scam (My Entry into Comedy Open Mic Round # 11)

Punchy's Top 10 list - 40 Steem (4 Steem each)

In order according to judges rankings here are your top 10 for Round 10:

1. @amirtheawesome1: Friday Walk in Baghdad - COM #11 Entry 1
2. @doomsdaychassis: Comedy open mic round # 11 : Lets go to the strip club.
3. @brandt: Comedy Open Mic Round 11 — A bot will upvote this post thereby disqualifying me from Comedy Open Mic Round 11
4. @mourningnoodles: Comedy open mic
5. @tygertyger: The ballad of the Minnow-Comedy Open Mic 11
6. @walkingkeys: Turning A Bad Situation Worse - Comedy Open Mic Round #11
7. @youngfred: Comedy open mic round 11... My first Entry.. Random musings by a not so random guy. I might fracture a few ribs but I will surely enlighten you.
8. @armiaaceh: Comedy Open Mic Round 11 # my in comedyopenmic
9. @mr-chuckles: Why Working Out is Overrated - Comedy Open Mic Round 11
10. @groovatti: When Not to Mention a Booger--Round 11 @ComedyOpenMic Entry

Lucky Door Prize - 12SBD (2SBD each)

The lucky door prize goes to 6 lucky contestants this week (too hard to decide) who have great promise. Due to difficulty in deciding and stand off between the judges, we had to award 1 extra lucky door prize to end the blood feud between the judges! Truly lucky if you ask me.
Lucky door prize winners:

• @beeyou: Fine Line Between Sarcasm and Funny - Comedy Open Mic Round # 11 (Official Entry)
• @crazyrussiandad: How Russians Speak English | Video
• @kkkkkl: Comedy Open Mic Round # 11 First Entry / "Size does matter"
• @moarafatshow: Comedy Open Mic Round 11, Entry 1: Dave and Brent; Pigeon Politics
• @raj808: Gangster of Steem - Spoken Word Poetry - ComedyOpenMic Round 11
• @palikari123: Virtual Birthday Party! Comedy Open Mic Round # [11]

Bonus Prize - 9SBD (1SBD each)

• @nobyeni: How to Make Chicken-Rice (Recipe Not Included) :: ComedyOpenMic Round #11
• @sisygoboom: Vote For Yankless "don't tickle my lower back" Ajaculate
• @jedi-won: Is that a challenge? ComedyOpenMic Round11 Entry1
• @johnthefelon: Comedy Open Mic Round 11 - DON'T PEEK (comedy sketch)
• @mineopoly: You are not funny (Comedy Open Mic 11)
• @profanereviews: All Part Of God's Plan - Comedy Open Mic Round 11
• @popsoz: The Audubon Society is for the birds - Comedy Open Mic - Round #11 entry #1
• @peanutz: How to Tell When a Guy is Happy - Comedy Open Mic Round10 Entry1
• @negativer: The Ultimate Love Poem :: Comedy Open Mic Round 11

Due to technical difficulties accessing current information from SteemData we are unable to award the Chuck Norris prize this week. We will attempt to award it next week.

If you guys would like to come along and say "Hi" to the judges or get tips on improving or just chat with other contestants we have opened up a ComedyOpenMic discord channel. Don't be shy, come say "hi".

Round 12 is now under way so remember to put in your entries, upvote our contestants and share the laughs all over steemit and beyond!!

Over 11 weeks we have managed to give away 602.01 SBD and 270 Steem (current value of >$3,100USD). So don't forget to keep upvoting @comedyopenmic when you see it. The more upvotes we get, the more we will give away.

The real winners this week have been the entire community, due to great support from a number of people, @comedyopenmic has been very generously delegated over 40,600SP in total. So please put your entries in, we love to upvote contestants.

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