There's a fine line between pleasure and pain. That line was crossed this morning when @buttcoins decided to invoke a purple Nurple (titty twister is what we aussies prefer to call it).
So in light of some bondage, and other stuff we'll do a special round of COM. A Special 2 week Christmas comedy contest. So stay tuned, the next post we do will be to announce the new round starting.
O Lord. Someone better warn the goats.
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This reminds me of the time that the old man who claimed he was Santa told me he had something special to show me.
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And and and then? Don't leave me hanging, I'm running out of soap
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That wasn't a lump of coal in his pocket
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Time to start chugging the nog
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I can finally stop touching myself
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No, No, Please touch yourself harder.
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Oooooo! I have Santa puns waiting. Snow way!
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I can almost feel Santa's hot breath on the back of my neck. Next comes the smell of gingerbread, then the sweet pain.
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Oh snap. Get out the vaseline. Someone better warm up Carl's cock room.
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*whips out cock
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*Hears the thud in northern Canada
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Thuds because it's flaccid. When it landed erect in London, it was a bang.
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