I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.
Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!
but everything has a price, am'right?
SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?
.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....
Hey, it's Marilyn Monroe!
![IMG_20180930_141749.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmUSCyuiWuG4B9hfs3FjDbw6usc2zNxGiQrsdvmpRLpk1E/IMG_20180930_141749.jpg)
Say hello to the woman who could make a sewer grate sexy.
She once said, "Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world."
Give your wife some stripper heels and she'll give you a divorce.
Crocs. Women want crocs now.
Marilyn also said, "A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her."
So how badly do you need this life sized Marilyn Monroe cutout?
No one has to know the things you say to her in your man cave while playing "Happy Birthday Mr. President."
.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....
It's a butter box
![IMG_20180930_140755.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmYpt9dyN3oxtcz7AxqPBBzVZ56ERszQrDfF5Rbob2arhj/IMG_20180930_140755.jpg)
![IMG_20180930_140742.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmWF5Zy3aoCXBs1zR4LwXiYVaCGjyZUaa4mAJ2RF4h9qdw/IMG_20180930_140742.jpg)
So how much DOES a fat kid love butter?
Enough to buy the box without the butter in it?
We all want to remember those childhood days of butter and mayonnaise sandwiches, buttered popcorn, butter with a side of butter when no one was looking.
But now we know what cholesterol is and who are we kidding, we still put butter on everything. Or is it just me?
I googled "things people put butter on" and this is what the Google overlords thought I must have meant.
![Untitled.png](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdE47ycNUwjWU3UXDHcPEYHWUQFW8EyhnetmmVj1YZQjw/Untitled.png)
Obviously, when I am researching butter I probably mean avocado and toast. Stop molesting the trees, treehugger.
Well, give me your best guesses for the prices of these two items!
Put your guesses for item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!
These are the prices for last week’s items:
![IMG_20180923_110903.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmPR8GrgAtsKj1RzLrqZj6y3xYsmUxYerJzxtg4GqyT1Rz/IMG_20180923_110903.jpg)
![IMG_20180923_110128.jpg](https://steemitimages.com/640x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmThazTKzLQ15shsK4gLxS5XoAcesfh2AeNdxJoBsW95At/IMG_20180923_110128.jpg)
@sidekickmatt STRIKES AGAIN with his superpower of knowing the price of stupid crap - this time down to the cent!
$8.95 evidently is apparently EXACTLY what black bobble baby is worth.
BUT WAIT! we have another price guessing savant in the audience! @belemo is also 100% on the money with his valuation of $20.00 for no-pants asian baby.
Both winners have 2 SBI purchased for their accounts.
@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.
Did I miss yours? Mention this one, and the favor will be returned?
I’d like to nominate
@arseniclullaby to keep me laughing silently while rubbing my fingertips together at his dry, wicked sense of humor.
@sidekickmatt to start sharing his superpowers with the rest of us
Hi corpsvalues,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Marilyn Monroe ~ $50.00
Sun Glo Butter Box ~ $15.00
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
I'm claiming foreigner dispensation - being from the UK I have to convert to Steem and then back out to USD, allowing for Brexit, the clocks changing next weekend and the fact that I whizzed away all my money on a game on kickstarter just now. But, I know cardboard...
Marilyn is coloured in, so that's got to giver her value. As for a butter box... eh? wha..?
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Haha, that's hilarious!
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Marilyn: $45
Butter: $8.00
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Good presentation friend! You have my positive vote I hope to receive great support. Good luck
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
1000 STEEM for the butter
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
lol - hopefully your your guess isn't prophetic for the future of this platform's native currency
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Thanx man
Posted using Partiko Android
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Yay
Posted using Partiko Android
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit
Woohoo! Now I know if I open a shop of trinkets and junk that I won't under- or over-charge. :) Hmmm. let me think. That Monroe cut out looks a little bit scuffed but should be in a museum. But a butter box? Really?Yeah, this week is tough...
Item #1: $35.00
Item #2: $3.95
Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
Submit