Comedy open mic comedy contest.Round # 20. Second entry.

in comedyopenmic •  7 years ago 

How to invite your girlfriend, if you have little or no money. (Part 2: On the Ice Cream Shop)
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You hand in hand with your girlfriend. You look like two lovebirds and pass in front of an ice cream shop with a lot of atmosphere and fun.
Suddenly, with a happy face, you invite her and saying: "My love, I invite you to watch eating ice cream." Sure, she will be surprised ...

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Let's just let the ice cream be cold here shall we, our heart can wait

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      ·  7 years ago 

    All in jest, nothing serious.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Goddamnit you ruined it now.
      Always own the joke.
      Unless you stole it. Then run, cuz ima kiss ass.

      Edit: kick*

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Basically never say 'jk'

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          ·  7 years ago 

        lick it and like it!

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Thanks for your support, my friend.

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              ·  7 years ago 

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                ·  7 years ago 

              We share everything.

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                In the courtship, even the sight of eating ice cream becomes something romantic, ha,ha,ha....

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