Tag, You're it | Comedy Open Mic Round 14

I would like to nominate @ned. Come on mate, I've nominated you like 6 times now, it's starting to look like you don't care about me anymore. Have you so soon forgotten those sleepless nights I held you in my arms slowly combing and applying product to your hair in a very deliberate and specific manner so as to disturb the perfect quaff you have so delicately maintained ever since that mishap in there's something about Mary inspired you. They were simpler times, when we spoke of long walks and holding hands follow quickly by "no homo" lest the act of pegging one another turned us gay. I know you fondly remember those times so come join us and help create a better steem. Join #comedyopenmic.

My second nomination is probably more likely to join. I'd like to nominate @steemmatt. Sexy Matty. What I wrote above was actually intended for you, but at the last second I bailed. Don't leave me hanging, wondering where you went off to. Leave me a message, let me know you're around, I'll be happy even with a flag from you anything really. Come join us again, ~~I'm~~ we're in need of your assistance, come bring us into the light, no longer hide our love but let it shine. Post for me in #comedyopenmic once again and show us all your great... humor of sense.

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idikuci (61) · 7 years ago

$0.22

5 votes

Disclaimer: The above statement is as I wrote it under absolutely no duress. But in all seriousness, Come on @ned, I know you've supported comedy in the past, do it again.

$0.09

1 vote

oleevertwist (40) · 7 years ago

lol, you really got me with this one... hehe
@ned what are you waiting for bro

$0.03

mineopoly (64) · 7 years ago

He gets too many shout outs. You have to at least visit his post he made last week. Sorry to say, but you might get a quicker response here:

https://twitter.com/certainassets?lang=en

I don't tweet.

Will need to ask someone to do that.

$0.42

2 votes

bitfiend (59) · 7 years ago

Done. You didn't have to ask. Maybe it'll help, but that won't be the last of it

$0.11

thanks

I see. You are kind like me then anonymous. I'm still debating whether I just grow out of my pen name.

$0.00

It just means it's harder. Because you first need to create an identity for the pen name, then you can capture the audience. The process is easier is you use your name and have an established following and/or friends to call on

$0.41

Thanks for explaining. I think you were the one who invited me to open mic first. I can't remember but thanks. It's been fun. I hope the community continues.

profanereviews (56) · 7 years ago

For fuck sake, @ned. Let @idikuci give you a bath. He's quick and he'll make sure he cleans the nooks and the crannies.

$0.15

armiaaceh (49) · 7 years ago

View only (.)
Should I check my eyes?
Or should I see it with my heart's eye?
Haha

$0.05

check again.

Wow amazing.
I can see it,
It's thanks to your mantra, which you blow on my mobile screen.
thanks.
you are nominating great people.

pechichemena (65) · 7 years ago

come on @ned , don't have us waiting!

sonime (46) · 7 years ago

Lol, come on @ned