Back From the Dead: Comedyopenmic 35 Halloween special

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago 

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I'm watching, always watching. I may be standing on the sidelines but don't get too comfortable because I've got your ass in the scope and I take headshots.

A lots been going on here on steemit, what's trended is the Netcoins voting thing, it was a really beautiful thing to see, the entire communities came together for a common goal, it was the one week that spamming was actually encouraged; speaking on behalf of the shitposting community, I say we did a very good job.

Speaking of shitposts, you'd think there'll be a shitposting curation trail or shit trail if I may. Safe to say you'll see them coming. I nominate @berniesanders to be king of the shitpost community. His wit, brilliance, honesty, trash talking, love of sex, pussy, money and weed puts him as the standout candidate for the role. The other candidates are @trumpman, he has really big balls, @idikuci who also has big balls and @dj123 who either has big balls or ball bearings, its still unconfirmed.

Anyways, Comedyopenmic is in it's 35th week, it's a Halloween special, we're suppose to make Halloween entries. We don't exactly cevrate the holiday but I've got a story for you; "it was a cold Saturday morning and the weather changed, rain clouds formed over my roof and the lights went off. It wasn't a hurricane or nothing, just normal rain. Now we've not had power for 2 weeks"... The end.. Its a regular occurrence here, so technically every day is Halloween without fingering kids. Oh, I take that back, its Halloween through and through here.
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I feel like I came back from the dead anyways, I've been doing so much traveling, I haven't even had time to celebrate my sml win; I got admitted to do a masters in a military institution. The positive is that everything will be done orderly, the negative is that I can't smoke weed on campus, which means I'll probably get robbed.
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I'm done now, so until the next shitpost, always remember that size is important but thrust is importanter. I nominate @holybranches @trumpman and @dj123 to make entries, COM entries to be precise, not my butt. That'll be weird and uncomfortable.

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Everybody loves a good shit post... and Bernie is for sure the master of them.. his engament is insane.. I have to give him props for that haha.

welcome back to the living sir!!

Feels good to be back

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Is that a zombies and tits parade? Where is this I must know!

Its somewhere in Greece. The zombie in the photo is @trumpman