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Romantic night in...

Okay, not so romantic.

I sprained my ankle last night. Teaching circus.
NO I WASNT DOING ANYTHING COOL. I was helping a student and tripped on a mat.
All my street cred as a beautiful and graceful aerialist...out the window!

If you've read my other posts you'll see I'm dripping in positivity (thanks mom for believing in me, ugh!) SO lets not lose that over a sprained ankle. A younger me would have cried and had a melt down. 29 year old me knows what she needs-

  1. Called the boyfriend
  2. Requested chips, alcohol and permission to whine (I may even pretend to sprain it again to get this level of attention... I'm talking bedside service people!)
  3. I employed my qualified nurse...

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And then I thanked the universe that I don't have any aerial shows for a few weeks and lots of writing to do so my ankle sprain will give some time for that...and that I had a topic for my first #comedyopenmic.

See, we're always given what we need. Or something like that.

PS:
(Open to alternative healing techniques by way of laughter....articles, videos, pictures I'll take 'em!!)

I nominate @atmospheric-haze and @idikuci

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that is a great nurse....

I feel she needs scrubs though, just in case shit gets real.

she's like an ER doctor on TV- she'll need to be splattered in blood before she decides to put her pristine mane in a shower cap and compromise her beauty for the sake of the health of her patient. But dayyyummm she look good. (this was a note from the cat, I mean nurse..her name is Willow)

It’s so rare to meet people that see the positive in what may seems at first like something negative. Anyway, I hope you will recover promptly !

thank youu!!! xo

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Damn. Sorry about your ankle, @dj123 has "medicinal" weed to help you cope if you need some

@dj123 the doctor in the houseeee

good actitude! hope you get better fast!
I can help you sending some Reiki... you just tell me what time you want it and stay still for 30 minutes... BTW you need to send me 30sbd upfront for the service... :P

I'm outta work for a few days so I gotta save my pennies :P but I'll take complimentary reiki? lol

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Sucks that your ankle is hurt, but you do have the cutest nurse I've ever seen! I bet she'll even come and keep your ankle warm if needed :)

Nurse, heating pad, powder puff, que tip... she's the swiss army knife of cats.

very good 1st COM post, don't forget to nominate 2 other Steemians, anyone you know here will do, since you're new to Steem, invite your friend who invited you to Steemit.com and one of your favourite upvoters :D

thanks :) Okay! Do I just nominate in the comments? or edit it into the post?

edit in the post, you can bold it by surrounding the text with **

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thank god you're here to help... I wouldn't know how to bold without you