Choosing the Right Pussy (Comedy Open Mic Round #18)

When choosing the perfect pussy, there's so much to consider, so here's a bit about three different types, just to help with the decision making process.

I'm sure you've imagined the exotic type of pussy, the Egyptian Sphynx, conjuring up images of Cleopatra herself or other harem-like fantasy beauties.

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But sometimes, the image you've dreamed about differs greatly from the real deal.

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Interestingly enough, there's nothing exotic about this pussy, in fact, the Egyptian Sphynx's originsare none other than Toronto, Canada. We Canadians enjoy all kinds of weird pussy, too polite to say otherwise. Or maybe you thought it was an Asian Hairless, a misnomer and an oxymoron, if what I've heard is at all true. The truth is, "although they look completely hairless, they are actually covered in a fine layer of what feels like peach fuzz", for those who like to pet all things soft.

Then there's the long haired pussy, a bit out of vogue, but still loved by the older folks for it's soft mounds of fur. In fact, there's a breed called the American Curl that touts silky soft fur. A beautiful pussy indeed!

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"The ears curl out and backwards making the cat look alert with a happy expression." And who doesn't want their pussy to be happy? No one. That's who. This pussy is a dream as it's "very people-orientated and wants to be in your company constantly." Now that's some pussy!

Then there's the Persian pussy, in a league all its' own! This pussy has more hair than I'd know what to do with!

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"In the perfect example of the breed the coat would flow over the body to reach the floor". A bit much if you ask me, but to each his own. With that much hair, it generally "mats easily" and needs "daily grooming", so this pussy is a high maintenance one for sure! Just know what you're getting into before you decide on this one!

I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about my own pussy here, who I've affectionately named Buddy! Home-grown, domestic, short hair, with a pleasing personality and full of love. Buddy is the best and most relaxed pussy ever :) And Brian of course, loves this pussy too!!

I believe in free choice, so enjoy whatever type of pussy you love, just remember to treat it right and it'll return the favor two-fold!

I was tagged by @profanereviews weeks ago to join in the comedy fun over at openmic , then @beeyou wrote a post about watermelon nipples, @davemccoy about tight asses, @abh12345 about hot balls, and @profanereviews about dicks. I'm tagging @doomsdaychassis as well because he's been a big part of this too :) So this is my "pussy" contribution.

There! Happy now guys? I joined in on the dabauchery :)

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