“Errrmmm.” I fingered the microphone with my stupid furry paw. If only I had opposable thumbs. I cleared my throat. “Captain Planet reporting in with a...status report.”
“Report!”
“Uh, I was just about to.” My paw slipped off the tiny microphone button again and then back on. “Give me a second—” Off again. Dang it.
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This story was inspired by @whatsup's writing contest, the source post of which is a great read on its own.
I'm also offering this for Comedy Open Mic Round 12. As such, I suggest @aksounder and @therosepatch join in before the deadline curtain falls.
Title image by @negativer using Canva and image from Pexels.
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I laughed the whole time! Thanks @negativer loved the curious nature to it too.
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Always glad to make a fellow writer laugh :) Thanks for reading!
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hahahahahaha!!!!! I loved it!!! Giggled from beginning to end!!!! :) I could see this as an actual skit on one of those comedy shtick shows ;) very clever and tickled my funny bone hehehe
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If your funny bone was tickled, then my mission is complete. Beam me up, Scotty.
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I love it! Great entry and good luck!
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Thanks for reading! :)
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Oh my god, what if this is actually what they all do. We probably deserve a good nuking!
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Dang. Now I'm probably going to second-guess myself every time I squish a cockroach.
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I KNEW IT!
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Alternative title ... how macro shots killed the world.
This was hilarious, Neg:) Really, really funny:)
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is it a macro or just a really close close-up?
fighting ensues, world ends
thx for reading! :)
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Oh but you have inspired me ... check it out ...https://steemit.com/poetry/@prydefoltz/can-a-mouse-be-macro-day-66-of-the-100-days-of-poetry-d-pend-experimental-rhyme
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Color me amused. You really nailed the frustration of an alien culture trying to understand people.
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you are now colored...um...periwinkle
Thanks for reading! :)
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Ack! Periwinkle is my only weakness. withers and weakens
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Lol,
The story made me laugh until I laughed loudly.
Thank you for sharing your laughter.
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Thanks for reading!
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You are welcome
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