Comedy open mic round 12 . 2nd entry. Some Ramblings to crack you up.

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BROTHERS !!!

Don't be a cheap Guy, Not every Girl deserve to see your NAKEDNESS, you must learn to show yourself some respect so that others will.It's not every time that a girl tells you that she is home alone that you will rush to her house like someone that does not have purpose in life.

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Teacher: why are you late?
Boy: A man lost his money.
Teacher: So you were helping
him find the money?
Boy: No I was standing on it.

😂😂😂😂😂

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Gud morning people, I want to ask a question.........
When u KISS someone dat u LUV, u wil surely exchange saliva, right?

Now imagine his/her saliva in a cup, can u drink it?? Don't lie!

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: Making a woman laugh is one of the keys to winning her heart😍, unless she's laughing at your manhood.🚶
Pleasing a Woman is hard, you can Rob a Bank for Her and She's still gonna Ask why you robbed Diamond Bank instead of Zenith bank.
Am I not even joking about this one.

Now I thought I should let you know that Girls that create fb account and forget their password are the same girls who get pregnant but can't remember who's responsible.😂😂😂😂

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One of the similarities between men and rats is dat.. They both kip looking for new holes
😂😂 Said a feminist who can not wash her pants properly

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Witchcraft is when you use your last card of #1000 to buy recharge card for sub📱 And #1 , just 1 naira was deducted from it bfr you press the code😭😭
Mtn Just Kee me lemme die
good night⛱

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Lifting Of Brides To Take Wedding Pictures Is For Slim Ladies,The Fat Ones Will Be Lifted In Prayers
😂😂

Someone covered my eyes in the market yesterday and asked me to guess who she is
After guessing for 30mins, she removed her hands and realized it was a mad woman
😨😨.

Resteem to make some one laugh.

@comedyopenmic issa goal.

I nominate @sistem and @nairadaddy to participate.