COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND #13 - " VENEZUELANS IN RUSSIA" BY @RODOLFOYANEZ

in comedyopenmic •  7 years ago 

COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND #13 - "VENEZUELANS IN RUSSIA" BY @RODOLFOYANEZ


TWO VENEZUELANS VISIT RUSSIA AND ONE OF THEM ASKS THE OTHER:

AND HOW ARE WE GOING TO ASK FOR FOOD?

THE OTHER RESPONDS:

LEAVE THAT TO ME AND YOU WILL SEE HOW I UNDERSTAND WITH THE RUSSIAN

CALL THE DESK AND SAY:

QUIEROSKI ARROSKY BLANCOSKY, CONSKY FRIJOLOSKY NEGROSKY, INSKY BISTESOSKY

LATER, THE MESERO BRINGS RICE WITH BLACK BEANS AND BISTEC AS IT HAD ASKED, TO WHAT THE OTHER VENEZUELAN COMMENT:

HEY, BUT THAT EASY IS THIS, BOY

THEN THE BABY WHO HEARS THEM: TUVIERONSKY SUERTOSKY QUE YO SOY VENEZOLANOSKY, PORQUE SINOSKY, IBAN A COMER MIERDOSKY, LOS DOSKY

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA


I NOMINO @CRISCEIDYGAMEZ AND @MERCEDESVARGAS TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS WONDERFUL CONTEST AND I GIVE THANKS TO THE JUDGES @IDIKUCI @ TAKE5 @ARMIAACEH @BELEMO @BUTTCOINS @PROFANEREVIEWS AND ALL WHO MAKE LIFE IN @COMEDYOPENMIC



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I think you'd do well in #comedyopenmicespanol. That joke doesn't translate very well to English.