Grasshopper Passion (COM #36)

in comedyopenmic •  6 years ago  (edited)

Who said that autumn is not a season for romance...

What if the buzzing bees slowly disappear?

What if the withering flowers gradually die

And the wilting leaves fall on the ground?

Somewhere

In somebody's garden

Some insects

Are still loving each other:

On fallen leaves, found on the ground

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A sweet romance takes sight and sound

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An act of love that's bringing life

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Is just about to start a fight...

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Hey! Hey! We're raising kids here! Get a room, you perverts!

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Yes! Go some place else! This is a family neighborhood!

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O tempora o mores!

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Oh mon dieu! Quelle décadence!

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That's it, I'm calling pest control!

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And just like that, lovers ashamed,

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Said nothing more and jumped away...

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All images (not free for re-use) and original story by @ruth-girl - Steemit, 2018

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      ·  6 years ago 

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Thank you!! :)

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        ·  6 years ago 

      LOL, that was a good one XD

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        ·  6 years ago 

      I should have shot some videos :P

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        ·  6 years ago 

      ...they look tasty correct?

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          ·  6 years ago 

        too many kids. no no no.

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Shame! I know!

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Where can one get some privacy around here?!

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Apparently... nowhere as the insect paparazzi will find them!

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            ·  6 years ago 

          I really enjoyed this one! :D Nice!

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Thanks! :)

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              ·  6 years ago 

            hahaha.. I feel bad for the parents with so many kids.. i bet they havent got action in a while.... or... having it too much... who knows...

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                ·  6 years ago 

              Do you think the parents are jealous? They could be... :P

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                lovely pictures , i like that green spider too , :)

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                  Thank you!! :)

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