Comedy Open Mic #Round 8

in comedyopenmic •  7 years ago  (edited)

Know Your Dentist ...

So after trying my luck two times .. here i m again trying to break the jinx this time.

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Most of u know /dont know that i m a dentist... and man let me tell u its not easy at all to be a dentist..

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Few things you should know

Dont teach ur dentist ... he knows his work... A dentist can save any kinda tooth.. just bcoz u messed with him thats y he removed ur teeth from the jaw.

Dont mess with your Dentist

it might Cost u a tooth

look u people need to understand there are teeth that may come out easily or it may take time. so stop asking ur dentist again n again "is it out" he doesnt give a fcuk...

Every dentist on earth is goin to say ur tooth has long roots ... well how i know that... just coz thats a universal lie ....

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Best thing u can do for ur Dentist is Open ur Mouth... n not bcoz u do that lol
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N when a dentist is taking ur Wisdom tooth out.... its just a tooth... Not all ur wisdom
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Dont take it as a compliment when ur Dentist says u have Acute Gingivitis... its a disease guys

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Jokes apart ...

A dentist is a Magician... Love ur dentist

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I nominate @mirhimayun and @naseerbhat

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Dentists with doctors' teeth, so much different!
Hehehehe

Teeth r for dentiwts only

I really enjoyed this one. Thanks for the entry @shahaan.

Glag u liked it... Thank u... 😚😚😚

Dentists are scary people

Haha.... I might scare u then 😝😝😝

you already scaring me with that emoji

😝😝😝

The photo of the tooth with the long root looks like a penis 😐

Intelligent... Must say... 😝😝

Sharpeyes

so basically the lesson here are:

  • don't be a know-it-all or a whiny bitch (this might get your good teeth flagged out!)
  • dentist are all liars about your roots, don't ask them about your ancestry
  • dentist seems to be sarcastic af, and they wonder why they are lacking love

Feedback For Next Entry: way much better entry than last week short memes, do try to fix up the grammar and don't use short hand unless it's intended for a specific purpose, clearer writing will help avoid alienating a wider demographic of readers

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