Putting Chuck Norris jokes aside, I wanted to comment on a very special man in all of our lives.
While hair transplants may look and feel real...
There are some things you simply can't feel or fake...
*59:50 spent tweeting in a bathrobe waiting for the blue pill to kick in.
**00:10 compressed in the very, short, clip.
Nominating: @mamalikh13 + @robertperini
Hi steemmatt,
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This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
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this is what really is happening...
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I know this is a joke but is so difficult to laugh while watching that guys face!
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This is a good point I didn't consider. If he covered his face with a cat, the joke would've been much better!
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She looks like she just saw my dick
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